[mantispf2000]

What ya got??

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush (hey, I work in a casino, so this is funny, dammit!!)

 

[jdcamb]

Chuck Norris wanted Ben and Jerry to market the Ice Cream flavor he invented. He didn't mind donating some of the profits as long as he got 10%. They said no. When was the last time you heard from Chuck Norris? I can go to Wegmans and still buy a pint of their Ice Cream.

 

[Westy]

Chuck Norris is an old man who made shitty movies and TV shows, was also a fore-runner of stretch jeans.

 

[Kevin]

Chuck Norris? Never heard of her...

 

[rockofullr]

Chuck Norris once had sex with a man.....



Cause he already had sex with all the women

 

[jdcamb]

Chuck Norris is an old man who made shitty movies and TV shows, was also a fore-runner of stretch jeans.

He should run for President.

 

[Dirtrider]

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder

 

[HardtailHack]

"The Chuck Norris food pyramid consists of sperm and Haagen Dazs."

 

[jimmydean]