Chuck Norris says...

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  1. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080121/ap_on_el_pr/huckabee

    That well known political expert, exercise equipment huckster, thespian and all around ass kicker Chuck Norris says John McCain is too old to be POTUS. Hey Chuck, stick with what you know, like slamming revolving doors and counting to infinity twice.

    (Now I am going to hide from roundhouse kicks in my closet...)
     

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  2. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    This happened on a Sunday? Surely Chuck "Jesus Idiot" Norris has read his Bible, and as a believer knows that Sunday is a day of rest mandated by the Almighty?

    I shall volunteer to cast the first stone. As a matter of fact, I'll throw them all...
     
  3. SPINTECK

    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    Good Guys Wear Black, not plad- lone wolf mcquad sould know that.

    une thing you have to give him credit for- the guy is in unbelievable shape for 67!!
     
  4. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Reagan was 70 when he took office. McCain is only 2 years older.
     
  5. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    pharisees tried this argument already.

    have you retained none of your jesuit instruction?
     
  6. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Not a Catholic upbringing. I remain undiddled.

    Anyways, this is much more like Jesus chasing the moneylenders out of the temple...
     
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    It's ok John.... Come out of the closet. :brow:
     
  8. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    D'oh!
     
  9. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I have to agree with Chuck on this one. It's a sad day, but I have to give the man his props.
     
  10. dante

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    have to say, as a democrat I hope that the republicans nominate either Huckabee or McCain. Huckabee b/c he's said (and believes) enough crazy sh!t to be completely unelectable by the general public, and McCain b/c all he needs is one "too old and fell off the stage" moment a la Dole from '96 and he's done.