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Chuck Norris says...

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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This happened on a Sunday? Surely Chuck "Jesus Idiot" Norris has read his Bible, and as a believer knows that Sunday is a day of rest mandated by the Almighty?

I shall volunteer to cast the first stone. As a matter of fact, I'll throw them all...
 

SPINTECK

Turbo Monkey
Oct 16, 2005
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Good Guys Wear Black, not plad- lone wolf mcquad sould know that.

une thing you have to give him credit for- the guy is in unbelievable shape for 67!!
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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That well known political expert, exercise equipment huckster, thespian and all around ass kicker Chuck Norris says John McCain is too old to be POTUS.
Reagan was 70 when he took office. McCain is only 2 years older.
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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looking for classic NE singletrack
I have to agree with Chuck on this one. It's a sad day, but I have to give the man his props.
have to say, as a democrat I hope that the republicans nominate either Huckabee or McCain. Huckabee b/c he's said (and believes) enough crazy sh!t to be completely unelectable by the general public, and McCain b/c all he needs is one "too old and fell off the stage" moment a la Dole from '96 and he's done.