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Chuck Norris & The Ladies

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Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
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Unfortunately, 5 of them will suffocate during childbirth as their thick, mangy, Chuck-beards will get entangled in the hairy nether-regions of said lass... it's a shame, really... because the world could have been perfect with Chuck Sr. and the 9 Chucklets throwing wicked kung-fu roundhouse kicks on all the world leaders and hairy dames of the planet.