We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
What us mere mortals don't know is that even though Chuck beat her ass, His punch instantly impregnated her with nantuplets. Yes, thats 9 Chuck babies, all with thick beards.
Unfortunately, 5 of them will suffocate during childbirth as their thick, mangy, Chuck-beards will get entangled in the hairy nether-regions of said lass... it's a shame, really... because the world could have been perfect with Chuck Sr. and the 9 Chucklets throwing wicked kung-fu roundhouse kicks on all the world leaders and hairy dames of the planet.
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