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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by N8 v2.0, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  2. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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  3. Wingnut

    Wingnut Turbo Monkey

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  4. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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  5. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    it may not be a quote... but the entire 'worst night of my life' thread


    pinkshirt thinking he is in nascar.
     
  6. McGRP01

    McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    Ala Brungeman's sig...

     
  7. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Some enterprising mod needs to bring that thread back.
     
  8. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    see below.
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  9. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Mmhmm.
     
  10. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  11. DH Diva

    DH Diva Wonderwoman

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    Ditto. I vote this for best quote of all time.
     
  12. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Yeah that sums up RM very well.
     
  13. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    "monkified" :rofl:
     
  14. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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  15. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    this has to be my all time fav period.........

    truly is inspiring and has become my mantra

     
  16. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  17. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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  18. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    In response to Transcend claiming that a heavy helmet would make you crash my all time favorite poster Scary (all the way back dhracer.com) wrote this:

    I'll have to add that to the "Why I can't podium" Full day of shuttles,huh?Better tell the Supercross dudes this one....So they can laugh at you.Those guys race with broken limbs ,and you can't manage some shuttle runs cuz you might get "neck fatigue"? Does your pussy squeak when you pedal?....Oh wait ...pedaling would cause premature lactic acid build up.

    http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114078&highlight=pussy
     
  19. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    In response to scary's post.
     
  20. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    An Jeremy R is always great. Here a comment on new Dirtworks frames:

    That hardtail is uglier than Lyle Lovett smeared in goat turds.
     
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    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    Mike D when asked about mounting tires on a certain rim...

     
  22. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    I would nominate the Shaved Junk thread over that one anyday. (Which I actually have saved photos and all on my PC)

    Also anything mentioning Echo's um... toes. :D
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    tacklespore Monkey

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  25. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    :stupid: X 10
     
  26. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  27. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Awesome...