Is that supposed to be gross? Im sure I taste wonderful. I sure look that way.
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Is that supposed to be gross? Im sure I taste wonderful. I sure look that way.
Westy said:A proper level of asshatery without the typical douchebaggery.
Some enterprising mod needs to bring that thread back.it may not be a quote... but the entire 'worst night of my life' thread
pinkshirt thinking he is in nascar.
......We ask chicks to drink our jesus juice... I think we can cut them slack on whatever else they drink.
So chicks and gay man law... it's okay to fruit your beer cuz you drink the g-zus gizz.
"monkified"this wife thinks that is funny. Too bad the women are outnumbered 10/1 here, we can never have a "wife of the year contest" boo hoo. It would get monkified in about 2 second flat.
A real man masturbates to the sound of a breaking heart.
When finished, you wipe your dick on her hair and ask for the key.
Annndd...BOOT!!!
.....I'm glad I got to whore it up in the 80's, but remembering the sweaty and hair sprayed afterscent of coke whores in my bed is a smell that I am cursed with for the rest of my days.
.....Interesting how a 69 year old woman pulls the same excuses ("Its not mine, really. My friend must have left it in my car") as a 17 year old kid...
And what kind of a dick Idaho cop would bust Mary Ann for criminy sakes? I would tell her how she was hotter than that tramp Ginger, and how her and Barbara Eden were the reason to hurry home from grade 4. And how I wanted to be Gilligan, and why the f*ck if the Profeesor was so smart, could he not get them off the island? I'll tell you why, cuz he was trying to tap her sweet little ganja smoking pie making ass, thats why.
No, fraser lubes his regularly.
Wait until the rim is in heat, and the tire will mount it all on its own.
MD
I would nominate the Shaved Junk thread over that one anyday. (Which I actually have saved photos and all on my PC)it may not be a quote... but the entire 'worst night of my life' thread
.......why cant a vagina taste like bacon im tired of the fish taste
you've either seen one up close or you haven't seen one up close.
.....It's the monkey. It what we do. You could start a thread saying you saved 10 puppies from burning in a fire and somebody would call you an asshole for it.
If you don't have a ton of alone time, I imagine commuting can be like sitting on the toilet for guys.