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manhattanprjkt83 said:
Low rise doesn’t mean girl, it means low rise. Super tight and all that crap is girl jeans... I cant even wear regular jeans now they feel like giant diapers, low rise boot cut rock :thumb:...

I know this thread is going to turn into a me against the world thread :mumble:
manhattanprjkt83 said:
id kill myself if those were my friends...
manhattanprjkt83 said:
<snip>:looney: I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jeebus man - you are all over this fence. :think:
 

manhattanprjkt83

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loco said:
Jeebus man - you are all over this fence. :think:
No im really not, those guys are horrid...Everything i hate. I work for a clothing company and deal with designers all the time so i have a bit of a different point of view than alot of others on the board.

Low Rise jeans are not girl jeans, infact i bet a bunch of you wouldnt even know it if a guy was wearing them...There is a big difference between someone knows whats up as far as clothes go and those make up wearing club losers...
 

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SkaredShtles said:
No...... this is going to turn into a manhattanprkalshgash02302 is ghey thread. :p
it is funny to me to see the one who wears spandex plum smugglin roadie gear on an MTB calling someone else ghey!!! bwahaahaaaaaaaaa it KILLS ME :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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manhattanprjkt83 said:
No im really not, those guys are horrid...Everything i hate. I work for a clothing company and deal with designers all the time so i have a bit of a different point of view than alot of others on the board.

Low Rise jeans are not girl jeans, infact i bet a bunch of you wouldnt even know it if a guy was wearing them...There is a big difference between someone knows whats up as far as clothes go and those make up wearing club losers...
I think you'll notice the gheyness eminating from the bold type. :D
 
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manhattanprjkt83 said:
Hahha whatever man, im on a different scene than you guys...23 and single...
Damn it - aren't we going to have a fight about your pants and sunglasses??? :D What kind of car??? Nevermind...
 

manhattanprjkt83

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I Are Baboon said:
Perhaps you missed the picture in the first post of this thread...
No i saw it, that is just lack of good judgement, in college i knew a few pink collar poppers, they were pretty stand up guys...they just were trying to get some girls.
 

narlus

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if a pink, popped collar (that could be interpreted in a few ways) is required to attract females in this day and age, monkish asceticism would be a more attractive option.

but i think that particular sub-genre of XX-bearing primates doesn't have much of a Venn diagram overlap re: my interests and world outlook.
 

SkaredShtles

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brungeman said:
it is funny to me to see the one who wears spandex plum smugglin roadie gear on an MTB calling someone else ghey!!! bwahaahaaaaaaaaa it KILLS ME :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Damn dude, back in the day that was all there was.

I'm just not hip to the new style. i.e. Anything which happened after 1997.

:)
 

I Are Baboon

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narlus said:
if a pink, popped collar (that could be interpreted in a few ways) is required to attract females in this day and age, monkish asceticism would be a more attractive option.

but i think that particular sub-genre of XX-bearing primates doesn't have much of a Venn diagram overlap re: my interests and world outlook.
:confused:

Can someone dumb this down for me?
 
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I Are Baboon said:
:confused:

Can someone dumb this down for me?
I don't know if it will have any meaning, but skaredsh*thead can definitely "dumb" it down for you.
 

narlus

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I Are Baboon said:
:confused:

Can someone dumb this down for me?
damn, i thought that was my best post yet. :(

Asceticism - denotes a life which is characterized by refraining from worldly pleasures
Venn diagram (meant to show overlap of two sets):


XX chromosome = female.

is that enough of a starter kit? :)
 

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manhattanprjkt83 said:
I cant even wear regular jeans now they feel like giant diapers, low rise boot cut rock :thumb:...
Yup. 'normal' rise jeans suck ass. It's not like the guys low rise jeans cause you to sport ass cleavage or anything.

manhattanprjkt83 said:
Low Rise jeans are not girl jeans, infact i bet a bunch of you wouldnt even know it if a guy was wearing them...
*I* didnt even realize that I was trying on low rise jeans when buying them. Put them on, throw on belt, realize that belt is one notch bigger than usual, wtf?, realize that theyre really comfortable, buy them, sometime later I check the label - "low rise". *no care*. You'd have to be paying some pretty serious attention to my crotchal region to notice that they were low rise jeans.

manhattanprjkt83, still drives a girl car, though! :p
 

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SilentJ said:
Yup. 'normal' rise jeans suck ass. It's not like the guys low rise jeans cause you to sport ass cleavage or anything.



*I* didnt even realize that I was trying on low rise jeans when buying them. Put them on, throw on belt, realize that belt is one notch bigger than usual, wtf?, realize that theyre really comfortable, buy them, sometime later I check the label - "low rise". *no care*. You'd have to be paying some pretty serious attention to my crotchal region to notice that they were low rise jeans.

manhattanprjkt83, still drives a girl car, though! :p

Oh man...!!!

Where's the Dudes wearing Chick pants thread...???!!!


:ghay:
 

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SilentJ said:
YIt's not like the guys low rise jeans cause you to sport ass cleavage or anything.
low rise jeans on guys? That's as bad as capri pants on women, ugh. I hate Old Navy and their stupid commercials. Gonna throw my TV out the window.
 
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Apparently younger guys are more in touch with their feminine traits. :think:
 

jimmydean

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I don't find low rise jeans attractive on any chicks I see in real life. Portland has a pandemic of "muffin-top" that is second to none.
 

SilentJ

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I think you guys are thinking all extreme like. Mine are about a belt width shorter on top than the normal jeans of the same brand. Otherwise, they're exactly the same. You would not notice the difference if you saw me on the street.
 
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SilentJ said:
I think you guys are thinking all extreme like. Mine are about a belt width shorter on top than the normal jeans of the same brand. Otherwise, they're exactly the same. You would not notice the difference if you saw me on the street.
Let me guess, you rarely reveal your thong panties or your lower back tatoo while wearing these??? Wait - that's chicks I'm talking about. I'm so confused.