[fattyfat1]

went to the collonade to check it out...... came home with some wierd bacterial infection that the doc said is from bum piss. found mostly in tent cities, homeless shelters, underpasses. 2 week course of nasty, huge horse pills is supposed to clear it up. i hate bum piss. i should have listened to PNJ back in 05. he warned of needles, poopy, and bum piss filled good times!

 

[maniak10]

WTF, why would you tell anyone about such a problem. You should have stayed away from the two dollar hooker there too.

 

[hungryleprican]

I hope your serious

 

[downhillracer]

thats so messed.

 

[MMike]

Not that I doubt you but how come none of the guys working/digging there have gotten sick? (a rhetorical question)

 

[shuttlefever]

How were you exposed?? did you fall off?? Did a bum pee on you directly?? Did you accidentally ride over a bum thinking he was a trail feature?? Please explain further!

 

[Borneo]

I understand that you can only get that type of infection through direct mucus membrane contact. So, in this case, I prefer not to have the details....

 

[fuzzycatnuts]

Ya what were you doing, I have been there a bunch of times with no problem.

 

[GrapeApe79]

Monkey responses had me cracking up laughing!
This has to be a load of crap.

 

[Skookum]

needles, poopy, and bum piss

Last i heard we're saving all that stuff in a big pile. We'll huck it all into the gaps for consequence of coming up short in the jumps.

 

[cm16white]

last time i was there went over the bars being dumb as i stood up i found an un capped hypodermic as i said the LAST time

 

[Skookum]

last time i was there went over the bars being dumb as i stood up i found an un capped hypodermic as i said the LAST time

In all seriousness, when i went to one of the early Colonnade work parties a few years back finding needles was easy.

With the dog walkers, bikers and stair climbers the amount of trash is so much less than before and will hopefully continue to get less as more people go to the park.

Sorry that bogued you out, but alot of volunteers have been busy cleaning crap outta there. And really everyone involved is hoping that by bringing in the good crowd "you", it will keep out the bums, junkies and people that bend over and touch pig genetailia.

 

[MMike]

There should be warning signs for riders.

"Warning: Do not fellate the bums"

 

[Dave_Schuldt]

Don't eat the dirt, just like your mom told you!

 

[ffonsok]

I heard you can get pink eye from rubbing your face in a bum's butt.

 

[Fredzilla]

I heard you can get pink eye from rubbing your face in a bum's butt.

.. and brown eye.

 

[drtjmpnjosh]

that is screwed..

 

[slim]

so, bull****/not bull****?

how did you get the infection? did you fall and get scraped, bum piss got in the scrape? seriously

 

[seand]

so, bull****/not bull****?

how did you get the infection? did you fall and get scraped, bum piss got in the scrape? seriously

that would be my guess...perhaps scraped a knee or elbow on some gross soil and...BAM!!


Maybe the novice area needs to be decontaminated before we have a break-out of pink eye or something!

Doctor: Very interesting.
Mortician: What, what is it doc?
Doctor: Well, your- your temperature is only 55 degrees, you have no pulse, no heartbeat, and your, your eyes are all puffy and sticky.
Mortician: Oh no, you mean…
Doctor: Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have - Pink Eye. I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't wanna touch ya.
Marty: Oh I'm so hungry, and all I can think about eating is, eh, 's brains!
Doctor: Yeah, well for God sake don't touch your eyes. I'll prescribe some antibiotics.

 

[Dave_Schuldt]

Get your tetness (sp?) booster.
As for donations, we need them but not the astroturf someone dropped off the other day. Your heart's in the right place but.....

 

[MinorThreat]

Preventative measures - -glove up before you glove up?

Reminds me of when I used to race indoor short track at Gold Creek Stables in Woodinville; there was so much horsesh** in the dirt that to race, you had to have a notarized statement from your doctor that your tetanus shot was current . . .

 

[bibs]

always wear a condom when riding near hobos....

 

[Skookum]

always wear a condom when riding near hobos....

Sage advice from an old timer.
We were around back in the day of the Anal Sars outbreak. i don't know if this new generation could handle another scare like that...

 

[shuttlefever]

anal sars!!!! geez!!! I am laughing so hard i may rupture somthing!!!
woops i peed!! oh no!!! now i have to get a tetanus shot!! aaaaaaahhhh ----piiiinnnkkkk eeeyyyyyeeee!!!!

 

[carbuncle]

I got Monkey Pox from riding at the flowpark! And there is an outbreak of Western Spotted Rocky Road Lyme Leptospirosis at the exits, I saw the NIH crisis trucks up there last night. They gave me a $263 ticket for not riding with a face mask on and told me dirt is bad for health, I should take up golfing.

 

[MinorThreat]

. . . I should take up golfing.

No, no - - golf courses are built on top of decommissioned toxic waste dumps

 

[seand]

No, no - - golf courses are built on top of decommissioned toxic waste dumps

and in a few more years, on top of a certain flowpark too!

 

[Dave_Schuldt]

We got more wood! Somebody caught the bums stealing some smaller stuff to build a fire. Things are moving along and we may be done w/ novice are before Labor Day.
http://bbtc.org/recreation/calendar.php?view=all&event_type=W

 

[mcoomer]

You should have stayed away from the two dollar hooker there too.

WTF...they only charged you $2?? And I had a coupon too!!

 

[MMike]

The berms are made of hobo poop