[N8 v2.0]

This is great... my redneck buddy sent me this in answer to me busting on Louisiana vs Colorado... enjoy!

Compare the facts:

LA:
Pros
Rednecks
Water fun - 8 months of the year
Trails - access to trails in 4 states with only a 3 hr's drive
With-in 3 hrs - hike, kayack the best rivers, camping in beautiful mountains.
Wear shorts year round
By far the best looking women in the country, and I have been a lot of places.
Lower cost of living
cheaper gas
better friendships
LSU
Mardi Gra
Riding year round
Racing year round
Cons:
Hot in the summer
Bugs
Ignorant govt funded people
big snakes
Lack of microbrews

CO
pros
Rocky mountains
Big City (Denver)
Snow Sking if you can afford it
Professional Sports
Altitude training
good beer
militias
Cons:
Traffic
Ugly women
ride about 3 months of the year.
No good riding close to town
No technical trails
No good waterways
Snow melt
expensive
$200 / square foot for a house
Liberals
Easy hiking trip can turn deadly
People talk funny
not another major city with-in an 8 hour drive
desert like conditions east of the city
no big trees
expensive gas
Lots of Wind!!

 

[-BB-]

And your point is?

 

[N8 v2.0]

A 'pro' for LA is LSU..???

 

[narlus]

that he's got ignorant friends?

 

[N8 v2.0]

that he's got ignorant friends?

Southern Pride should not be confused for ignorance...

 

[jimmydean]

Southern Ignorance should not be confused for pride...

Fixed.

 

[-BB-]

that he's got ignorant friends?

I think that down there they call it "IgNint"

 

[LordOpie]

who ever wrote that stuff about CO has never been here hrugs:

 

[N8 v2.0]

 

[N8 v2.0]

 

[LordOpie]

I'm new here and I hope I don't offend you or anyone, but are you functionally retarded?

 

[Westy]

I'm new here and I hope I don't offend you or anyone, but are you functionally retarded?

You must be one of those funny talking non militia liberals who make Co suck.

 

[dfinn]

so, in essence, you are using your buddy to help you troll? nice work.

 

[Westy]

so, in essence, you are using your buddy to help you troll? nice work.

Do you expect N8 to be capable of trolling himself?

 

[JRB]

Do you expect N8 to be capable of trolling himself?

I picture him sitting in a wheelchair with a joystick on his forehead, pissing his pants all day actually. I don't believe any of those pics he says are N8.

I wonder how the mortar house turned out, speaking of drooling retards.

 

[dfinn]

I picture him sitting in a wheelchair with a joystick on his forehead, pissing his pants all day actually. I don't believe any of those pics he says are N8.

I wonder how the mortar house turned out, speaking of drooling retards.

so, where's he steal the pics of funny looking people drinking martini's from?

 

[JRB]

so, where's he steal the pics of funny looking people drinking martini's from?

Who knows???, but that doesn't change him being a drooling retard.

 

[dfinn]

Who knows???, but that doesn't change him being a drooling retard.

My bad. Sometimes I get too wrapped up in the minor details of how this little world works.

 

[JRB]

My bad. Sometimes I get too wrapped up in the minor details of how this little world works.

Actually - now that I think of it, he likely google image searches for "dumb looking bitches with metro glasses sipping martinis".