I'm from Austria, which is quite close to the official C&C Paradise of the World [1]. This leads to me owning 3 different kinds of Swiss Army Knifes made by Victorinox™. Unfortunately none of those is nearly as ridiculous as your Uber Knife meaning I'm screwed. Damn it. But thanks for the reply anyways.Man, I live currently in Switzerland. Victorinox is where it's at!
Because MacGyver, ya know!
[1] Cheese & Chocolate