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Concealed carrying.....nekkid.

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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For someone fresh out of prison, i think an awl stuffed in your a$$ should be considered self-defense instead of a weapon.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
Perhaps he just got used to carrying it there as a deterrent to prison rape...or maybe his knuckle-shufflin' was so vigorous that he needed it installed for traction to keep from sliding off the stump.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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Oh come one.....who among us, at one time or another, HASN'T been found naked in a park, masturbating with an ice pick up their tuckus?

Sheesh....you guys.
had to read that twice.
i thought it read: "...masterbating with an ice cock in your pickup?". which i would refuse to answer.