I have worn leather pants in iraq
I am a goat.
I'm watching Golden Girls with SS
I've never worn women's underwear...
on my head...
while thinking about Sally Field...
and eating oreos...
on my head...
while thinking about Sally Field...
and eating oreos...
Hey - I heard you're watching the Golden Girls with bluebug right now.
I enjoy porn.
Oh - now there's a confession...
You do know that confessions are supposed to have been a *secret* right?
we're all watching Golden Girls while I Cuddle with Rob
I think you better specify the type, everyone is on a roll today
You never know who is paying attention.Oh - now there's a confession...
You do know that confessions are supposed to have been a *secret* right?
I have no pants on right now.
i believe it is she-male midgets riding goats!
Soulja boy sucks. That's a confession
When I was 11 or so, I went out with my best friends family to a seafood place. We were having a farting contest before our food got there, and I sharted myself silly. I am not sure if that means I won or lost the contest,
but I do know that I left my underoos in the bathroom trashcan.
They had to leave the windows down for the whole ride home,
and everybody was a green color. I guess they were no winners that day, in the contest or otherwise.
but I do know that I left my underoos in the bathroom trashcan.
They had to leave the windows down for the whole ride home,
and everybody was a green color. I guess they were no winners that day, in the contest or otherwise.
Ummm... pants made out of Antimony's skin actually would *be* leather pants.
Your story inspires me.
One time I was at a grocery store. While loading the stuff in my car my friend dropped a plastic jar of marinara under the car. Not knowing this I drove off. I drove over the jar of marinara and it exploded in amazing fashion on the nice touring motorcycle in the spot next to us. I'm talking covered top to bottom every inch in marinara. I immediately peeled-ass out of there. While not my fault I do feel pretty bad about it. It was terrible.
Goats are not my thing, otherwise, that sounds like fun.
"Don't dream it; be it."
it doesn't count as a confession if we already know about it
I'm wearing BV's pants.
I'm wearing Westy's bra.
You're the third guy on the left. AKA: "Slammed! You got called gay by a girl" "Story that nobody likes"
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
he's the from the government. of course he's watching you.WTF?
Are you watching me?!
i am from the government, and im standing in the bushes right next to manimal
Get your hands off manimal's a$$ you perv!!
offsprung has a confession.
I really use 6 ass gaskets.