Confused by Huckabee

Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by Silver, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Maybe a supporter of his can help me out:

    "You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag. ... If somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them what to do with the pole. That's what we'd do," he declared to applause at a campaign rally in Myrtle Beach Thursday.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/18/huckabee-embraces-confede_n_82199.html

    I thought sticking things up your ass was verboten according to Jesus? Now apparently a goddamn flagpole is ok? What do you lube it with? Since I'm an atheist, I'd probably crucify the nearest Christian and use his tears of pain for lubricant, of course...Vaseline is for fags.
     

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  2. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    I think he meant he'd use the flag pole as the key feature on top of the spire of a new church, you fvckin pottymouth.
     
  3. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    going medieval is a republican thing, apparently:
    fred thompson on the stump
     
  4. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Not a Huckabee supporter but i think it's more of the excessive pandering that is prevalent this election. Tell the good ol boys what you'd do to them yankee bastards trying to take your stars and bars, I'm down home Fred, the drunk uncle next door type thing.

    Sort of like Mitt gonna bring back all the auto jobs...guess he'll pull them out of his ass on huckabees flagpole. Job-kabob..
     
  5. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    funny side note regarding the rebel flag. i dealt with a mentally disturbed redneck the other day. out of nowhere, he gave me the thousand yard stare and sincerely asked me if i was ready for "the comin' race war?"

    i told him that i was a member of the freckled race which makes it hard for me to choose which side i'm on...he didn't get it :twitch:

    oh yeah...Go Huckabee! :D
     
  6. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    That's pretty damn funny.
     
  7. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    dude, you know which side you're on...