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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by SkaredShtles, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    He's trading his Honda Civic in for a 3-series BMW.

    It must be tough living like a tycoon. :D
     
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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    3 series?

    Pauper.
     
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  3. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Pimpin...it aint easy.
     
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  4. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    how do you know this?
     
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  5. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I'm confused...should I be congratulating him or making fun of him?
     
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  6. ICEBALL585

    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    Both I guess.
     
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  7. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    I read about on ridemonkey.com, in the Lounge...those guys know everything.
     
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  8. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    i'm only here for the mandown bieber stalking....
     
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  9. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN

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    What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
     
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  10. RoboDonkey713

    RoboDonkey713 Monkey

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    Pricks on the inside for the BMW. Zing!!
     
  11. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    From teh facebooks:

     
  12. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I can't *imagine* why he would be a "bit embarassed." It's the Ultimate Driving Machine, after all! :D
     
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  13. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    that would be a much more valid insult if he had gotten a 1 series...
     
  14. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    The COO of our company went from getting a new Mercedes every year to a BMW this past year when business slowed down. Times are tough, ya know.
     
  15. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Are they even going to let him in the door at his local vinyl record store anymore?
     
  16. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    I wish I had a license to cut people off.
     
  17. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Welcome to expensive air filter maintenance schedules and know that every other car knows for certain that inside that beemer is a douche.
     
  18. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    ahhh....
     
  19. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    Move to MA, it's part of our Constitution.
    Narlus is good people.
     
  20. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Only if you flip off the asshat behind you after cutting him off is it covered by law.

    Tim is a good dude. Very unBMW-like.
     
  21. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    I wonder if he'll tint the windows to hide his shame.
     
  22. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN

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  23. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    "Insider deal. *high five* "
     
  24. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Maybe he can get a bumper sticker:

    "I'm not an a-hole. My brother-in-law just got me a really good deal!"
     
  25. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Bizarre
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  26. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I wish I could be so douche-y...
     
  27. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    never met a douchey bmw driver....
     
  28. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN

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    Come with me on my commute...where many people think that they are the 'power brokers' of NY..
     
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  29. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Because douches in BMW's will not roll the window down?
     
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  30. bean

    bean Turbo Monkey

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    I have, but I kind of doubt it's a higher percentage than any other make.
     
  31. SlapheadMofo

    SlapheadMofo Monkey

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    Congrats Timmayy.

    Drive it like a dick; don't let the Audi guys have all the fun!
     
  32. Burnt-Orange

    Burnt-Orange Monkey

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    2013 BMW M3 Coupe Lime Rock Park Edition

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    I like this one
     
  33. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    HAB loves his and enjoyed chasing my tail lights. :rofl:
     
  34. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I wonder if he will roll his BMW?
     
  35. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I am getting a Volvo Station Wagon. I hope to someday Race Narlus. I bet I will win....
     
  36. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    This thread is gold :rofl:
     
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  37. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    and bloody pee stories.
     
  38. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    While getting hit in the face by most of my worldly possessions. :rofl:
     
  39. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    You own jimmydean's balls?
     
  40. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    :rofl:


    JD and I went for a drive (and then to a strip club) when I was passing through Portland on my way up to Seattle. I had the M3 stuffed to the gills with as much of my sh*t as I could fit in it.