[dante]

Follows the "Conservative Dating Seminar" at CPAC yesterday.

https://twitter.com/#!/search/#ConservativeDatingTips

ericschroeck Eric Schroeck
"Maybe we can go back to my place and read a little Atlas Shrugged together.

WeeZieInc Walid Zafar
#ConservativeDatingTips: show off by mentioning that your great-great-grandfather was an officer in the Confederate Army.

fvdlfvdl Frank Vdl
"When asking if he has any condoms, also make sure they weren't paid for by socialist medicine" #conservativedatingtips

SammyErickson9 Sam Erickson
#ConservativeDatingTips. Always order for the woman, because she shouldn't be given choice.

And then every once in a while someone doesn't get the joke...

benshapiro benshapiro
Date for marriage. That will ensure you marry a conservative. #conservativedatingtips

 

[jimmydean]

#ConservativeDatingTips Frenching is for the birds, it leads to erections. Should you experience one: apologize/punch it until it deflates.

 

[-BB-]

#ConservativeDatingTips Frenching is for the birds, it leads to erections. Should you experience one: apologize/punch it until it deflates.

Haha... Nice.

 

[dante]

My contribution:

#conservativedatingtips CPAC drinking game: "free, freedom, Constitution, etc". She'll be so drunk it's almost a given.

 

[Westy]

"Sharia law would prevent me from ti**y f***ing you in the bathroom. We don't want the terrorists to win now do we?"

 

[Silver]

"Sharia law would prevent me from ti**y f***ing you in the bathroom. We don't want the terrorists to win now do we?"

Personally, I do all my titty fvcking outside the bathroom. I've never been a fan of bathroom sex.

 

[dante]

Personally, I do all my titty fvcking outside the bathroom. I've never been a fan of bathroom sex.

You must be one of those elites who uses a "bedroom" for their fornication...

 

[Silver]

You must be one of those elites who uses a "bedroom" for their fornication...

I do. I also work on my bike in the garage, which is very French. Non-elitists would refer to it as a carhold.

 

[Pesqueeb]

You must be one of those elites who uses a "bedroom" for their fornication...

Keep it where it belongs. In the barn.

 

[dante]

I do. I also work on my bike in the garage, which is very French. Non-elitists would refer to it as cement blocks in the front yard.

ftfy.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

You must be one of those elites who uses a "bedroom" for their fornication...

I'm guessing she has to be covered with a sheet with a small hole in the middle.

 

[ohio]

I'm guessing she has to be covered with a sheet with a small hole in the middle.

Or two holes up top, below the pointy bit

 

[Silver]

Or two holes up top, below the pointy bit

I don't get it.

 

[kidwoo]

I don't get it.

I think the pointy bit is a big nose or something........and the two holes are for boobies........or golf........might have been golf. And golf might be a euphemism.


That was my guess anyway.

 

[ohio]

I don't get it.

 

[Silver]

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It's bad form to drop it all over her eyes though, isn't it? Unless that was specifically requested?

 

[JohnE]

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-the-gop-became-the-party-of-the-rich-20111109#ixzz1mBh2k688

Good read...

 

[gonefirefightin]

This thread is nothing like I though it would be