Conversations Overheard at Work

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    Most of the ones I overhear are in German. That's why I speak French.
     
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    Not a conversation but a bathroom happening. I was in the stall at work trying to get out of there as quick as possible when in shuffles one of my co-workers (yes, he did shuffle in. The man is rather large, weighing in at 330 pounds). He saunters up to the urinal and I hear him groan in PAIN before I hear trickling. I ran out in a rush and washed my hands in the bakery.
     
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    "Oh no im not busy, im just taking a crap."
     
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    I hear that about once a week at my job.
     
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    I usually let a huge fart out while they are mid sentence so I know the other person can hear it.

    The record for staying connected after that is less than 2 seconds.
     
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    I hear this one too much, "While you are here, I have a problem with ..."
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    in the bathroom-
    "so i was banging this fatty & I look down & my rubber is gone!!!!"
    "no way dude!@!!"
    "but I kept going."
    vacuous drivel continues....
     
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    There seems to be a lot of conversations going on in the bathroom! I thought the conversation was suppose to be between ass and toliet, unless ur in the ladies room???
     
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