Not a conversation but a bathroom happening. I was in the stall at work trying to get out of there as quick as possible when in shuffles one of my co-workers (yes, he did shuffle in. The man is rather large, weighing in at 330 pounds). He saunters up to the urinal and I hear him groan in PAIN before I hear trickling. I ran out in a rush and washed my hands in the bakery.