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Conversations Overheard at Work

Broken_Spoke

Mr. Big Hot Pastrami
Feb 26, 2003
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Bozeman, MT
Not a conversation but a bathroom happening. I was in the stall at work trying to get out of there as quick as possible when in shuffles one of my co-workers (yes, he did shuffle in. The man is rather large, weighing in at 330 pounds). He saunters up to the urinal and I hear him groan in PAIN before I hear trickling. I ran out in a rush and washed my hands in the bakery.
 

Austin Bike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
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Duh, Austin
I usually let a huge fart out while they are mid sentence so I know the other person can hear it.

The record for staying connected after that is less than 2 seconds.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,315
1,351
Jimtown, CO
in the bathroom-
"so i was banging this fatty & I look down & my rubber is gone!!!!"
"no way dude!@!!"
"but I kept going."
vacuous drivel continues....
 

pedalkicker

Monkey
Jun 3, 2008
291
0
earth
There seems to be a lot of conversations going on in the bathroom! I thought the conversation was suppose to be between ass and toliet, unless ur in the ladies room???