"If this food was any whiter, it would be wearing pointy hats and burning crosses on the lawns of recipies for black-eyed peas. What’s the secret ingredient? BLEACH? "
"The recipe calls for a special kind of mushrooms: canned mushrooms. Which you feed to the dog. The trick is get him to throw up right in the middle of the mashed potatoes. "
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