We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
Mr. Burns is cool, but he aint no Homer. Homer has done it all, he has seen it all, yet he knows nothing and cares not... no evil old man can add up to homer?
Why did I have to read through the entire first page and part of the second to see Homer Simpson's name mentioned. Definately the champ of all television character contests.
"Whenever I have sex with Julia, it's just so realistic"
"Do you remember, when Captian Kirk saw a beautiful woman, the screen would go all misty. I thought his eyes were steaming up, because he was so excited. Everytime I talked to a girl in my class, I tried to make me eyes steam up. They called me "scary Jeff"!"
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