****, I'm a legal immigrant and that pretty much describes me as well.There are lots of natural-born Americans like that, too.
Plus I have to fly tomorrow. I'm going to hate America even more by the time I get home, I'm sure. Some guy named AbdulMohammedwtf from Nigeria lights himself on fire and I get to repack all my luggage. Dirka dirka mohammed jihad!
Anyways, the answer is family reasons, in case anyone is interested...