[sanjuro]

I just got done with my ride, and I am driving to work, feeling pretty cocky. I get off at my exit, roll down the window and blast Led Zep's "Rock and Roll".

After a minute waiting at the light, I look over, and I see the manager of my entire division, in her car flossing her teeth. I slink down in my seat and hope she doesn't notice me.

 

[stinkyboy]

I slink down in my seat and hope she doesn't notice me.

Why?

5

 

[stephanie]

okay, but flossing your teeth on your way to work is costanza-like, too?

 

[JRB]

Does your boss hate Led Zepelin???

 

[stinkyboy]

Does your boss hate Led Zepelin???

Spelling disapproval as soon as I spread some more...

 

[sanjuro]

1. I was being awfully cocky at the stoplight.
2. I see my boss performing a mildly embarassing and personal act in an inappropriate place.
3. I hope she did not see me witness her mildly embarassing and personal act.

 

[cliffster5]

Now had your boss caught you masturbating in your car that would have been a Costanza moment. Remember the episode where George's mother walks in on him? OMG that was fricken hilarious.

 

[DRB]

I think you should get a pass for all embarrassing activities in the car.

 

[stinkyboy]

I think you should get a pass for all embarrassing activities in the car.

Is there a story there?

 

[Echo]

Now had your boss caught you masturbating in your car that would have been a Costanza moment. Remember the episode where George's mother walks in on him? OMG that was fricken hilarious.

"You're treating your body like an amusement park!"

 

[SkaredShtles]

"You're treating your body like an amusement park!"

"So did you help her or zip up?"

"I zipped up"

 

[stephanie]

"You're treating your body like an amusement park!"

 

[Jeremy R]

"So did you help her or zip up?"

"I zipped up"

Lady's Home Journal.

If you had cable, you could watch all the repeats.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Lady's Home Journal.

If you had cable, you could watch all the repeats.

I think one of our local OTA stations carries Seinfeld in reruns.

 

[Jeremy R]

I think one of our local OTA stations carries Seinfeld in reruns.

Kramer can hook you up with his Russian cable installer.

 

[DRB]

Is there a story there?

Pretty much everyday when my daughter is demanding I sing with her. She sits behind the tinted glass I'm having to belt out the "wheels on the bus".

 

[jimmydean]

I would have honked to show my support of her personal hygene practices.

 

[Jeremy R]

Pretty much everyday when my daughter is demanding I sing with her. She sits behind the tinted glass I'm having to belt out the "wheels on the bus".

Ah, that was worth the Chick-fil-A tea on my monitor.

Some people say "Thanks for the mental picture."
Well, I have the whole video going on in my head right now.
You are about to start the second verse......as two hot chicks in a Jetta are laughing at you. I am in the car with them pointing...

 

[DRB]

Ah, that was worth the Chick-fil-A tea on my monitor.

Some people say "Thanks for the mental picture."
Well, I have the whole video going on in my head right now.
You are about to start the second verse......as two hot chicks in a Jetta are laughing at you. I am in the car with them pointing...

One of these days, probably sooner than later, you'll be rowing the same boat I am.

Now off to leave you some bad reputation.....

 

[Jeremy R]

One of these days, probably sooner than later, you'll be rowing the same boat I am.

Now off to leave you some bad reputation.....

Ha, I hear ya.
I took my little nephew to the bathroom at California Dreaming on a weekend night. It was packed, and people were waiting at every stall.
I am standing near the door on the opposite side of the room when I hear:

Jermey Jermey come look, its the poo poo juice!

 

[JRB]

Ah, that was worth the Chick-fil-A tea on my monitor.

Some people say "Thanks for the mental picture."
Well, I have the whole video going on in my head right now.
You are about to start the second verse......as two hot chicks in a Jetta are laughing at you. I am in the car with them pointing...

You drive a Jetta, like metroprkjt83??? Fag.

 

[douglas]

 

[narlus]

I think you should get a pass for all embarrassing activities in the car.

jerking off in a taxi?

 

[DRB]

jerking off in a taxi?

as long as the there is a plexiglass shield. You have to show some sympathy for the driver.

 

[OGRipper]

1. I was being awfully cocky at the stoplight.

What the heck were you doing? Your not one of THOSE asshats with a fart can who goes around acting all Fast and Furious in traffic are you?

 

[MisterClean]

I just got done with my ride, and I am driving to work, feeling pretty cocky. I get off at my exit, roll down the window and blast Led Zep's "Rock and Roll".

After a minute waiting at the light, I look over, and I see the manager of my entire division, in her car flossing her teeth. I slink down in my seat and hope she doesn't notice me.

It wasn't a pick!

Was the Zep reference to Costanza related to the episode where he was the "bad seed", driving his dad's muscle car and bootlegging movies?

OG, hahaha, fart can not so fast and mildly furious. Usually they have "doof doof" music, not Zep.

Funny traffic story. My kiddo was 4 and we were sitting in a traffic jam in LA and I spied a woman picking her nose. I pointed her out and the typical 4 year old response of fitful laughter filled my truck. I decided to play a game and teach her to count the fun way. By the time we got to our exit, she had counted SEVEN people picking their noses, FOUR of which were women. And women have the nerve to say that men are pigs.

Funny traffic story #2. The kiddo was three and we were in slow and go traffic in OC and I see this maniacal creep in my mirror in a silver sports car weaving madly in and out of all of the lanes. He wasn't gaining too much but I figured he would get by us eventually if he didn't blow a fuse or get creamed by another vehicle first. The kiddo has gotten an "owie" on her right middle finger and when I had picked her up, she had proudly displayed her Lion King Bandage to me. Well, psychoboy was gaining and I made a comment about his driving and she asked where he was. Just as she asked that he had zipped into the lane next to us and I pointed him out and told her to show this guy her cool Lion King bandage. She peeks her angelic face out of the window and sticks her middle finger up at this bozo as he looks over at my truck. The look on this guy's face was priceless! I told my daughter about this about a year ago while we were sitting in another traffic jam on the same freeway and we had a great laugh about it. Kids are great.

 

[OGRipper]

I broke my middle finger when I was in 5th grade and my doctor told me to hold it upright. So I did. Everywhere. Conspicuously. For probably a lot longer than I had to.