just figured i would share this, i almost pissed my pants reading it
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http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html
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David, I kidnapped McGruff the Crime dog and am holding him hostage for randsom along with the Geico gecko, two cavemen, Ronald McDonald, Grimace and the Hamburglar. If you don't call the police, I will cut you in for 10%! 
That is pretty damn hilarious, my favorite one is...
"The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway."
"The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway."
I think that site has been posted a couple of times. There are some other funny ones too like the one where he help make a poster to find a cat and when he declines to help somebody design for free.
Oh god. That reminded me of living with my last roommate. SHE started with some fish, 2 parakeets, and yes, A CROW. It then went on to having another parakeet, 2 Chinchillas, and a dozen or so chickens. She wanted cows (we were on 10 acres), peacocks, etc. Last I checked, she had a picture of a duckling in her sink. But god forbid, dogs or cats were out of the question. I'm glad I got out when I did.
That is pure awesomeness!!!!!