CoVID-19
I'm hoping the fact that I have the maturity level of a 17yo plays in my favor.
Democrats introduce bill to guarantee paid sick leave in response to coronavirus
Democrats in the House and Senate introduced legislation Friday that would require all employers to grant workers paid sick days in light of the global coronavirus spread. The bill unveiled by Rep.…
thehill.com
There's some gold in here...
www.thepoke.co.uk
Simply 17 coronavirus jokes to help take the edge off (a little bit)
Here are 17 jokes a little bit (and sometimes a lot) related to coronavirus to help take the edge off while we count the days until the very worst case scenario – we run out of bog roll. 1. Someone on the radio said Britain will remain calm about the Coronavirus.People phoned the police when […]
www.thepoke.co.uk
Catholic shrine's 'healing waters' turned off because of coronavirus fears
A Catholic shrine in France has had its "healing waters" turned off due to concerns over the spread of COVID-19.
mavenroundtable.io
i'm not even looking.don't worry, it's coming! Lost 8g in my IRA already
2 presumed cases in my state. geographically I am located in between them 
signs went up on my office bldg today: "do not enter if showing symptoms, have traveled to outbreak zones, or have been in contact with those infected or suspected of being infected"
signs went up on my office bldg today: "do not enter if showing symptoms, have traveled to outbreak zones, or have been in contact with those infected or suspected of being infected"
You haven't lost anything until you sell. Just don't look. I'm sure mine is a blood bath too.don't worry, it's coming! Lost 8g in my IRA already
Pasta water has healing properties. You're welcome.Catholic shrine's 'healing waters' turned off because of coronavirus fears
A Catholic shrine in France has had its "healing waters" turned off due to concerns over the spread of COVID-19.
Roller-coaster week ends with bond yields, stocks sinking
NEW YORK (AP) — A dizzying, brutal week of trading dropped one last round of harrowing swings on investors Friday.
apnews.com
markets looooove uncertainty!
Only 8g?? What are you, some sort of pauper??don't worry, it's coming! Lost 8g in my IRA already
You can't dickwave if you only discuss percentages.Gentlemen only discuss percentages.
ETA: GODDAMMIT - why doesn't my dickwaving gif avatar work?!? @binary visions - can't you fix dat shit??
Bv can't fix it. You need to see a Dr.You can't dickwave if you only discuss percentages.
ETA: GODDAMMIT - why doesn't my dickwaving gif avatar work?!? @binary visions - can't you fix dat shit??
Just duct tape some popsicle sticks to it. If you have to cut the sticks shorter then so be it. I won’t judge
2 confirmed cases of people who attended AIPAC, along with ... how many politicians and congressmen???
www.fox5dc.com
2 New Yorkers who attended an AIPAC conference in DC test positive for coronavirus
Two people from New York who attended the AIPAC conference at the Washington Convention Center have tested positive for the coronavirus, the organization said on Friday evening.
I just went to Costco as is part of my usual Friday routine.
Jesus holy fucking shit.........
Coronavirus FEVER! I just wanted pork shoulder and beer......
Jesus holy fucking shit.........
Coronavirus FEVER! I just wanted pork shoulder and beer......
Were you able to get pork shoulder and beer?? People aren't panic-prep'ing and buying that shit, are they??I just went to Costco as is part of my usual Friday routine.
Jesus holy fucking shit.........
Coronavirus FEVER! I just wanted pork shoulder and beer......
I got pork and beer, but it kind of felt a little like luck. There was no toilet paper, no bleach, no flour, no salt. None. People appeared to be panic buying anything that wasn't bolted to the floor.
Honestly, kind of freaked me out.
Also, some employee in gloves was wiping down every cart with those bleach rag things. King Soopers too.
Definitely not the king soopers here. Its a college location too. Every man for themselves i guess. Luckily im an introvert and avoid crowds at all possible moments. Im okay with dying. But i have a puppy. So i worry about leaving him and the possibility that it could spread to him. Other than that im pretty care free until shit hits the fan.
And hearing that theres 2 cases in CO sucks
So.............Not all bad news?2 confirmed cases of people who attended AIPAC, along with ... how many politicians and congressmen???
2 New Yorkers who attended an AIPAC conference in DC test positive for coronavirus
Two people from New York who attended the AIPAC conference at the Washington Convention Center have tested positive for the coronavirus, the organization said on Friday evening.
Are they in Greeley and Trinidad or closer to Golden?Up to 5 confirmed, 8-10 more observation.
El Paso county, represent!
krdo.com
El Paso County resident tests positive for coronavirus - KRDO
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KRDO) -- The El Paso County Public Health Department confirmed Friday the first presumptive positive test of coronavirus in the county. The test was done at a state level and showed a positive result for COVID-19, but the test will be verified by the Centers for Disease...
krdo.com
All hell will break loose here when everyone returns from Spring Break...
We were directed to setup a corona virus screening questionnaire on our reception kiosk sign in systems yesterday.
Got our first high risk alert today... based on the questions asked, that person has either traveled to Wuhan/Italy/Iran/China and has respiratory problems...
Got our first high risk alert today... based on the questions asked, that person has either traveled to Wuhan/Italy/Iran/China and has respiratory problems...
How the Horrific 1918 Flu Spread Across America
The toll of history’s worst epidemic surpasses all the military deaths in World War I and World War II combined. And it may have begun in the United States
www.smithsonianmag.com
We got a case at the hospital up the road. I remain unconcerned... Might get a couple weeks off tho!
I wonder what Fox’s spin on Trump’s response is?
Democratic fake news. Their response has been bigly, perfect AND beautiful.
Read the thread.