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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,770
8,765
Do you think he noticed he was getting sick because he could no longer smell what he was cooking?
I am proud to say that I had to turn to google to figure out what this reference is about.

To me The Rock is just the dude from Moana and Fast and Furious.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,833
19,162
Riding the baggage carousel.
I am proud to say that I had to turn to google to figure out what this reference is about.

To me The Rock is just the dude from Moana and Fast and Furious.
I'm actually not quite sure how I know that reference. I've pretty much always been of the opinion that "professional wrestling" is just entertainment for the "NASCAR is too intellectual" crowd. Yet here we are.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,021
22,049
Sleazattle
I'm actually not quite sure how I know that reference. I've pretty much always been of the opinion that "professional wrestling" is just entertainment for the "NASCAR is too intellectual" crowd. Yet here we are.
I have never watched wrestling or even a Rock movie but I got it. Just a pop culture artifact, perhaps from a SNL appearance.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,021
22,049
Sleazattle
I have no idea what you guys are talking about and I don't want you to tell me. Because right now, by not knowing, I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than if I did know.
He used to be a crack dealer (the rock), he marketed his product by the aroma produced when manufactured
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,060
12,789
I have no idea where I am
Funny though that fanny packs are making a comeback not only in mountain biking but backpacking also. A lot of thru hikers use them. Some boutique brands make ultralight Dyneema Composite fanny packs that weigh less than 3 0z.
 

4xBoy

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2006
7,263
3,278
Minneapolis
Wrestling is scripted, but I can't imagine being able to pick up another person my size over my head and throw them on the ground.

Much less being able to get up after someone throws me on the ground.

The Rock wrestler, The Rock actor.
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mykel

closer to Periwinkle
Apr 19, 2013
5,489
4,215
sw ontario canada
*** WARNING *** :busted: @kidwoo :busted: *** WARNING ***

Picture of old man wearing a fanny pack.

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...and a 70 litre backpack and getting a 17.5' canoe properly situated.



They do have valid uses.
This one is a ditch-kit. Basically a survival bag that everybody I lead/guide wears at all times when on the water. Just in case things go horribly sideways you have things to keep you alive when a couple of days from civilization.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,836
9,139
Transylvania 90210
Don’t let the mask be a muzzle, but when you muzzle up be sure to use our brand of muzzle.
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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,021
22,049
Sleazattle
The Venn diagram of anti maskers has it's circle completely inside the circle of people who freak out over saggy jeans.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,836
9,139
Transylvania 90210
I don’t get the “muzzle” language. Maybe I’m already neck deep in koolaid, but I don’t see how a device worn for courtesy is translating to a symbol of enslavement. What feared end-game is there that is starting with the masks?
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,021
22,049
Sleazattle
The mask turned into a political device to represent oppression for people who have never experienced oppression to inspire them to yell at people perceived to be on the other side.
 
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mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,836
9,139
Transylvania 90210
What’s the Venn Diagram for anti-mask and people with grandmas that yelled at you for elbows on the table? Is this a form of rebellion for that group?
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,836
9,139
Transylvania 90210
Ya don't say...........


We could have voting preparedness classes but the people who claim to love the country and constitution and democracy the most would just scream 'indoctrination camps!'
Hey man. Freedom is whatever I want it to mean, not what some book and test tells me it is. That’s the beauty of freedom.