I don’t think we have any deniers here, but if you know any, send them this.
Panic mode. He was in a client's building that today reported they had a case on one of their floors. Ou management's response was toset him on fire with a flamethrowerask him to self quarantine for the next two weeks.
They'll have quite a few less pissed off customers with their current plan.reply all to the corp email. just say "this isn't a good idea. we're trying to spread sound financial advice, not infectious disease"
Don't worry, man - we'll be fine.Worked part of last weekend, when my facility received our first Covid-19 patient. Never have I seen so many management assholes around on a weekend/night.
In speaking with them (as i was dealing directly with our patient) I warned them they really needed to get something good out in the media and hospital wide e-mail. People are going to freak out, you'll have many call-outs, and the phones are going to go nuts. You all need to get some plans in place, especially as it is only likely to get worse. The response was basically "nah man, we'll be fine."
Fast forward - the last few days off have proved me and my other unit peeps correct. Tons of staff calling out, and endless texts asking for any staff to come in extra.
Don't worry, man - we'll be fine.First coworker quarantined. Literally a dude I work day in and day out with
My mom works for one of the oldest and most successful biotech VC firms in the world. My dad is an engineer at Boeing an spent 30 years in the Phantom Works division (Boeing's Skunk Works). They are smart and know how this math works and are deflecting this as paranoia. My dad is a Trumper and my mom hears it incessantly. When I told her we were effectively boarding up MIL and when she does come back, she will be driving back staying at off-line hotels, etc. she said I was crazy. They just flew up to ID to see my 85 & 88 y/o grandparents who are regularly sick and weakly acknowledged that they probably shouldn't have.I don’t think we have any deniers here, but if you know any, send them this.
i made a similar comment about a boomer purge for the impending election.Most fucked up, but ironically right comment I've heard about COVID19 - Social Security might be saved because the risk population is on or about to go onto Social Security. WTF people?
....from my cold, dead hands.i'll take my king asshole crown any time.
"It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment."....from my cold, dead hands.
My wife will ship it to you in 3-4 weeks.
"he's busy doing pushups right now""It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment."
Shit. That reminds me... brb."he's busy doing pushups right now"
i made a similar comment about a boomer purge for the impending election.
i'll take my king asshole crown any time.
Most fucked up, but ironically right comment I've heard about COVID19 - Social Security might be saved because the risk population is on or about to go onto Social Security. WTF people?
I have had these same thoughts. Welcome to the club.i made a similar comment about a boomer purge for the impending election.
i'll take my king asshole crown any time.
True...but what if you travel one way and then get sick? Where are you going to self-quarantine?At the end of the day, whether you think its paranoia or not or if thats what someone believes this is, you just have to be smart about it. Screen your visitors and guests, be clean and don't be a fucktard. If you're in a high risk area or something, don't insert yourself into the risk. At least up here we have the right to refuse unsafe work - I'm sure there is a way that this all falls under that clause, should you feel you're at risk, at work.
Corona virus or not, if you're sick or have symptoms of being sick, you shouldn't be going to work, visiting people with vulnerabilities or travelling....
Guess I'll need my membership too. I've posited that Donnie & Co wouldn't actually coordinate a national response until it starts taking seed in the Republican strongholds. Right now the worst outbreaks are mostly isolated in the Democratic states hes been trying to punish for years anyway.I have had these same thoughts. Welcome to the club.
Ahhhh... leave it up to a good pandemic to bring the fucking leaches out of the woodwork peddling their snake oil.FDA, FTC slam 7 companies selling bogus COVID-19 cures
No, essential oils and silver solutions won’t ward off COVID-19.arstechnica.com
Air Force One.True...but what if you travel one way and then get sick? Where are you going to self-quarantine?
Your link is bad and you should feel bad.Exclusive: White House told federal health agency to classify coronavirus deliberations - sources
The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified, an unusual step that has restricted information and hampered the U.S. government’s response to the contagion, according to four Trump administration officials.www.reuters.com
His administration has been so transparent up to now, crazy.Exclusive: White House told federal health agency to classify coronavirus deliberations - sources
The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified, an unusual step that has restricted information and hampered the U.S. government’s response to the contagion, according to four Trump administration officials.www.reuters.com
Exclusive: White House told federal health agency to classify coronavirus deliberations - sources
The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified, an unusual step that has restricted information and hampered the U.S. government’s response to the contagion, according to four Trump administration officials.www.reuters.com
"But the effectiveness of such interventions will depend on public compliance, and the public will have to trust what it is being told.How the Horrific 1918 Flu Spread Across America
The toll of history’s worst epidemic surpasses all the military deaths in World War I and World War II combined. And it may have begun in the United Stateswww.smithsonianmag.com
Is she going to use it for toilet paper?i just texted my wife about the WHO pandemic declaration. she responds talking about peel and stick tiling.
I thought we were supposed to use clam shells?Is she going to use it for toilet paper?
I think that's for when we run out of peel and stick tile.I thought we were supposed to use clam shells?
Stay wherever you are and get medical advice...Hopefully you have travel insurance with medical coverage or something.True...but what if you travel one way and then get sick? Where are you going to self-quarantine?
MARK SANFORD WARNED US!!!!!Or spend two weeks hiking the Appalachian trail in solitude.
"Not sure if hungover or just bout of COVID-19."Fuck, I feel a little sick today, throat feels weird, dry cough every now and then, stomach not totally cool. Im at work but am basically self quarantined here. Guess margaritas yesterday didnt help. Im going to yell at the lunch truck to bring me a burrito soon. I wont let him touch anything of mine. "Just leave it on the door step to my double wide"