[Fool]

Besides the standard panic supplies, the large regional grocery store store I frequent for the usual, casual Thursday evening shop was out of: bananas, prepackaged sliced cheese, ground beef, and frozen french fries. Now, while I myself love a chili cheese fries banana split, it seemed excessive.

Also the lines were almost an hour long, and I hugged a person I had not seen in some time to the audible gasps and taken aback of the people around us before we realized our faux pas.

 

[StiHacka]

All set in the panic room...

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Have one roll laced with the virus for a little extra excitement.

Just finished shopping another honey-do list. There is not much left in the store now.

 

[stoney]

One thing that I think this will do for a lot of folks is to reset their *ACTUAL* risk tolerance - I believe for the last 10 years or so people have *thought* that their tolerance was much higher than it actually is...

It always goes that way. It's way too high when it should be way lower and too low when it should be higher.

 

[Jm_]

Yeah, TP is bat-shit-crazy. I picked the wrong week to run out...but tissues are soft too. Went to costco to get gas and literally everyone buying huge bricks of TP as if it's the end of days.

 

[stoney]

Yeah, TP is bat-shit-crazy. I picked the wrong week to run out...but tissues are soft too. Went to costco to get gas and literally everyone buying huge bricks of TP as if it's the end of days.

Bidet. Say it with me bi-det.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Wife got email, Colorado Springs schools will be announcing two week closure on Friday.

 

[canadmos]

Bidet. Say it with me bi-det.

 

[Pesqueeb]

This just in for Denver folks:

Denver Public Schools will close for three weeks starting Monday due to coronavirus

Several have already closed because parents have tested positive for COVID-19.

denverite.com

 

[junkyard]

This pandemic is a good time. Thanks mexico.

 

[jimmydean]

My RV has this setup.

 

[mandown]

Before you even get in the door, some Karen is blocking the whole damn thing and digging in her purse for her phone.

 

[mandown]

COVID-19 Map - Johns Hopkins Coronavirus Resource Center

Coronavirus COVID-19 Global Cases by the Center for Systems Science and Engineering (CSSE) at Johns Hopkins University (JHU)

coronavirus.jhu.edu

If it hasn’t been posted yet.

 

[stevew]

 

[jonKranked]

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[SkaredShtles]

This just in for Denver folks:

Denver Public Schools will close for three weeks starting Monday due to coronavirus

Several have already closed because parents have tested positive for COVID-19.

denverite.com

Also JeffCo... although they are going to attempt "remote learning" next week.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Also JeffCo... although they are going to attempt "remote learning" next week.

The email my wife got said they will attempt this as well. You may have felt the gravitational pull of her eye roll at your home, while she told me about it.

 

[mandown]

Been listening to a few things where bats and pangolins have been cited as “possible” sources for this virus. Anyone seen something solid on this?

 

[SkaredShtles]

The email my wife got said they will attempt this as well. You may have felt the gravitational pull of her eye roll at your home, while she told me about it.

Sure. Teenagers. "Remote Learning"...

 

[Toshi]

Been listening to a few things where bats and pangolins have been cited as “possible” sources for this virus. Anyone seen something solid on this?

Bats the source via intermediary creature as of yet not pinned down.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Poor pangolins... they can't catch a break.

 

[jonKranked]

Been listening to a few things where bats and pangolins have been cited as “possible” sources for this virus. Anyone seen something solid on this?

You gave the word AIDS by screwing a monkey (Monkey See Monkey Do)

The story of how AIDS started from a monkey in Africa, in an animated music video format.

www.albinoblacksheep.com

 

[stoney]

Also JeffCo... although they are going to attempt "remote learning" next week.

So... No more trips to the schools for a few weeks then because they will soon be closing.

Sounds like summer is going to be short.

 

[jonKranked]

So... No more trips to the schools for a few weeks then because they will soon be closing.

Sounds like summer is going to be short.

Year round schooling. Finally.

 

[scrublover]

Going to hit the market in the morning, on the way home from work. Figure being in scrubs with my nametag on will keep the scavengers at bay. Due for a regular grocery run anyhow, but certainly don't want to do it over the weekend.

Mrs. Scrub and I maintain a fairly well stocked pantry anyway, but figure may as well stock up on stuff now. We could easily go about 3-4 weeks without a market run, though the menu would be...interesting towards the end.

 

[Toshi]

data via worldometers.info

Italy still in exponential growth. Health care system already overwhelmed.

 

[stoney]

Douglas County schools closed next 2 weeks.

 

[mandown]

Poor pangolins... they can't catch a break.

If they weren’t so tasty.

 

[mandown]

You gave the word AIDS by screwing a monkey (Monkey See Monkey Do)

The story of how AIDS started from a monkey in Africa, in an animated music video format.

www.albinoblacksheep.com

Sweet, sweet monkey bumhole

 

[rideit]

So, our Hispanic tenants came over for dinner...and the mom said the kiddo (ten yo girl) stayed home for the last two days with a bit of a cough and a mild fever. Fuck.

 

[Jm_]

So, our Hispanics tenants came over for dinner...and the mom said the kiddo (ten yo girl) stayed home for the last two days with a bit of a cough and a mild fever. Fuck.

 

[Pesqueeb]

So, our Hispanics tenants came over for dinner...and the mom said the kiddo (ten yo girl) stayed home for the last two days with a bit of a cough and a mild fever. Fuck.

 

[stoney]

Also JeffCo... although they are going to attempt "remote learning" next week.

Jeffco is closed to physical access to non-staff. Guess I'm not working next week.

 

[jonKranked]

 

[mandown]

90 seconds in and mind blown.

Bill called it.

No traffic on the Serengeti .

 

[norbar]

This is a good resource

Coronavirus: Why You Must Act Now

Politicians and Business Leaders: What Should You Do and When?

medium.com

 

[Fool]

"Boomer remover" is trending

 

[mandown]

"Boomer remover" is trending

It won’t be long before there’s a “Generation X-it Plan.”

 

[Nick]

"Boomer remover" is trending

oof!

It won’t be long before there’s a “Generation X-it Plan.”

LOL. wait ...

So this morning I had unnerving pleasure of listening to Seema Verma (#45 Deathpanel Task Force) and if she is truly representative of our team leading the response we. are. so. fucked.

 

[eaterofdog]

So, our Hispanic tenants came over for dinner...and the mom said the kiddo (ten yo girl) stayed home for the last two days with a bit of a cough and a mild fever. Fuck.

You are inviting people into your house NOW? Throw the food out in the yard and call them to pick it up.

 

[Jozz]

You are inviting people into your house NOW? Throw the food out in the yard and call them to pick it up.

hope his TP was in a safe place.