New Coronavirus Test 10 Times Faster Is FDA Approved https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-13/roche-gets-clearance-for-coronavirus-test-that-s-10-times-faster
CoVID-19
my work vehicle smells of clorox. sprayed the whole damn inside with it last night. It is now a written sop for all of our vehicles, 3% solution. I also throw work clothes into the wash and shower as soon as I get home
Y'all realize there's gonna be a shitload of babies born 9 months from now? People staying home with nothing to do.
Sweet, then I’ll have work when I get back in the Fall. Can’t be livin in sin, moar couples and their wedded bliss.
I think the shittiest part of this forced stay-cation for us is that we have now entered shoulder season. the snow is too wet and soft to do anything on (ski, fatbike). The quarantine will probably end just as the snow melts and trails become passable. 
now I have to figure out how to keep my kids occupied without visiting indoor spaces, while outdoor spaces aren't really useable.
now I have to figure out how to keep my kids occupied without visiting indoor spaces, while outdoor spaces aren't really useable.
LOL, what is this from?
I think the shittiest part of this forced stay-cation for us is that we have now entered shoulder season. the snow is too wet and soft to do anything on (ski, fatbike). The quarantine will probably end just as the snow melts and trails become passable.
Blomkamp (District 9 guy) now has Oats Studios. They release these little shorts to drum up investor money. There's a nice compliation on Amazon or you can find them on youtube. Lots of good stuff and big names. Just search Oats Studios.
So I've done nothing but travel for the last month+, feeling symptomatic, throat and tight chest I phone my doctors office this morning and ask what I should do.
Stay at home and self quarantine. If I get worse phone the hospital.
BIGLY TESTING RIGHT THERE.
If I die my bikes are all XL and none of them are rid-eggs or have the latest geo.
Stay at home and self quarantine. If I get worse phone the hospital.
BIGLY TESTING RIGHT THERE.
If I die my bikes are all XL and none of them are rid-eggs or have the latest geo.
If it makes you feel any better, even if you could get tested, they'd tell you to sit at home and wait. There's no cure, all they can do it give you oxygen if you have a really hard time breathing. I suppose a negative test would be comforting, but so is mezcal, and mezcal is certainly more fun than a swab up your nose
But we're all pulling for you, since you have no Eggs, and old unridabru geometry, your death brings us no benefit.
dude.
if you need anything let me know. I can throw bags of groceries towards your home from the road.
In all seriousness, Im gonna quit drinking until we have a bit more of a grasp on this thing.
I think the smartest anyone can do is stay as healthy as possible and keep your immune system on guard.
Alcohol is only gonna make you weaker.
Working out and eating healthy might be our best defense against this corona thing...
Yeah, no medicine for you!
No way dude. Inhospitable host approach FTW! Which ever one of us dies first is obviously wrong. AND...........GO!
Under pressure, Trump administration opens door to mobilizing Medicaid to fight coronavirus
Facing mounting pleas from California and other states, the Trump administration moved Friday to allow states to use Medicaid more freely to respond to the coronavirus crisis and expand access to medical services.
www.latimes.com
Thanks ObrianUnder pressure, Trump administration opens door to mobilizing Medicaid to fight coronavirus
Facing mounting pleas from California and other states, the Trump administration moved Friday to allow states to use Medicaid more freely to respond to the coronavirus crisis and expand access to medical services.
That's a keeper!
i swear to god someone somewhere better be setting up some maintenance de routine.Under pressure, Trump administration opens door to mobilizing Medicaid to fight coronavirus
Facing mounting pleas from California and other states, the Trump administration moved Friday to allow states to use Medicaid more freely to respond to the coronavirus crisis and expand access to medical services.
:roflcopter:
Canadian TV reporting President Trump will declare a state of emergency after the markets close this afternoon.
SHITSHOW!
Canadian TV reporting President Trump will declare a state of emergency after the markets close this afternoon.
SHITSHOW!
Seriously. Those fucking Europeans... WTF is wrong with them? I need to get some fucking limes STAT. Probably should get some more tonic as well... don't want to take the chance of getting malaria along with COVID-19 and Lyme disease.
Also - @6thElement... if you die, just take solace in the fact that COVID-19 removed yet another filthy immigrant from our shores.
Under pressure, Trump administration opens door to mobilizing Medicaid to fight coronavirus
Facing mounting pleas from California and other states, the Trump administration moved Friday to allow states to use Medicaid more freely to respond to the coronavirus crisis and expand access to medical services.
You're welcome to my job.Seriously. Those fucking Europeans... WTF is wrong with them? I need to get some fucking limes STAT. Probably should get some more tonic as well... don't want to take the chance of getting malaria along with COVID-19 and Lyme disease.
Also - @6thElement... if you die, just take solace in the fact that COVID-19 removed yet another filthy immigrant from our shores.
I tried to give away *my* job to @Full Trucker - he didn't want it.
I sure as FUCK don't want your job.
A neighbour yesterday was trying to tell us Zinc lozenges would prevent it.
Clearly I'm too late
