[canadmos]

So, Denver monkeys, did the mayor really announce a closure of liquor stores and breweries, cause a panic, and then rescind the order? Hearing different things.

The same thing happened briefly here yesterday as well. The province announced that all non essential business are to close at the end of today, but didn't give the list of what those businesses are. People lined up at the liquor and beer stores...

Now it's been cleared up that they wont close.

On that note, here's the list: https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5507687

Sounds like my workplace can stay open as we fall under that manufacturing heading. Lady friends is questionable, but they provide medical services for animals so who knows.

Also looks like a lot of other places will remain open as they'll have a way to stay open. So basically malls and leisure activities are closed...

 

[Jozz]

One year ago pot was illegal, now it's an essential service. Go figure!

 

[jonKranked]

One year ago pot was illegal, now it's an essential service. Go figure!

have you seen how much tax revenue it generated for CO?

 

[Jozz]

have you seen how much tax revenue it generated for CO?

That's the point. Now that it's a money cow they rather put the employees at risk and keep raking in the cash. SAQ (provincial liquor board) here is also open.

 

[jonKranked]

That's the point. Now that it's a money cow they rather put the employees at risk and keep raking in the cash. SAQ (provincial liquor board) here is also open.

no one is *forcing* them to stay open. they're just not being forced to close.

my state closed the liquor stores (which are state run).

 

[jonKranked]

Olympics postponed. Likely until 2021, details will be determined during the coming weeks.

 

[eaterofdog]

I want to laugh but the only thing I panic bought was weed, coffee beans and pet food.

 

[6thElement]

Re mango:

(Watch the film Contagion if you haven't)

 

[eaterofdog]

The admin for our local fb page posted a notice that people shouldn't be giving rim jobs right now. She's secretly a swinger. lol

 

[Pesqueeb]

The admin for our local fb page posted a notice that people shouldn't be giving rim jobs right now. She's secretly a swinger. lol

 

[Westy]

Not really sure what the point of the condo building covering up these buttons are... The metal is probably cleaner than the raggy ass plastic.

Easier to clean, but yeah, stuff lives longer on plastic than metal surfaces. Copper and silver do a nice job of killing shit.

 

[Pesqueeb]

You guys are thinking "Let's swing!" I'm here to tell you her husband is skeevy as fuck.

Redundant.

 

[jonKranked]

The admin for our local fb page posted a notice that people shouldn't be giving rim jobs right now. She's secretly a swinger. lol

"secretly"

 

[Full Trucker]

So, Denver monkeys, did the mayor really announce a closure of liquor stores and breweries, cause a panic, and then rescind the order? Hearing different things.

Basically, yes.

Although the breweries were already closed for on premise consumption, they were open for selling to go beer.

 

[eaterofdog]

"secretly"

Well, not now. Not after I posted her photo. I didn't mention that her name was Sarah though.

 

[eaterofdog]

they were open for selling to go beer.

When this all starts winding down, the gubmint is going to say "Time to go back to what we were doing before." and the people will be like "Honey, get my guillotine."

 

[Toshi]

Nothing new here but a good reiteration of where we are, why Trump's desire to reopen the world is premature, and what we need:

Thread by @T_Inglesby: In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they're worse than impact of…

Thread by @T_Inglesby: In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they'rthan impact of COVID itself. It’s worth looking very closely at that claim, where we are in US COVID epidemic and…

threadreaderapp.com

 

[Westy]

Nothing new here but a good reiteration of where we are, why Trump's desire to reopen the world is premature, and what we need:

Thread by @T_Inglesby: In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they're worse than impact of…

Thread by @T_Inglesby: In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they'rthan impact of COVID itself. It’s worth looking very closely at that claim, where we are in US COVID epidemic and…

threadreaderapp.com

Probably a lib or Chinese conspirator.

 

[stevew]

Is this proven since this is rather big.

Also covid related?

those dumb fuck celebrities all singing imagine from their mansions to make the masses feel better...

 

[jonKranked]

 

[norbar]

those dumb fuck celebrities all singing imagine from their mansions to make the masses feel better...

Yeah got me half an hour later. That vid made me sad since I liked some of those people and now I think they are all clueless morons. Like yeah seeing you sing in your super fancy house and being financially secure really helps me here.

 

[jonKranked]

 

[Jm_]

Next step, we send Kurt Russel in to fight the virus.

I mean, I have to believe that this Administration is seriously considering something like that...

 

[dan-o]

 

[jonKranked]

 

[stevew]

Probably a lib or Chinese conspirator.

well when the government enforces the social distancing.....

 

[Colonel Angus]

Day 7 of lockdown in le France. Restrictions have been tightened. You can leave your house once per day to either buy groceries, exercise within 1 km of your house, or bury a dead relative. €135 fine if you don’t have your paperwork.

 

[stevew]

Day 7 of lockdown in le France. Restrictions have been tightened. You can leave your house once per day to either buy groceries, exercise within 1 km of your house, or bury a dead relative. €135 fine if you don’t have your paperwork.

and yet no one in the states would tolerate this...

 

[6thElement]

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1242482103457062913

 

[johnbryanpeters]

https://spiral.imperial.ac.uk:8443/bitstream/10044/1/77482/5/Imperial%20College%20COVID19%20NPI%20modelling%2016-03-2020.pdf

 

[SkaredShtles]

and yet no one in the states would tolerate this...

<raises hand>

I would.

 

[jimmydean]

<raises hand>

I would.

 

[6thElement]

Wife and I have been living like that for the past 11+ days.

 

[I Are Baboon]

 

[jonKranked]

Nothing new here but a good reiteration of where we are, why Trump's desire to reopen the world is premature, and what we need:

Thread by @T_Inglesby: In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they're worse than impact of…

Thread by @T_Inglesby: In last 24 hrs there've been prominent US voices calling for a stop to social distancing, citing rationale that they'rthan impact of COVID itself. It’s worth looking very closely at that claim, where we are in US COVID epidemic and…

threadreaderapp.com

thankfully many of the shelter in place requirements are being issued at the state level.

 

[Jozz]

Wife and I have been living like that for the past 11+ years.

FTFM

 

[SkaredShtles]

thankfully many of the shelter in place requirements are being issued at the state level.

View attachment 142439

Liberty University's Jerry Falwell Jr. welcomes students back amid pandemic

One professor slammed the move in an op-ed, saying, "Falwell's lack of concern does nothing to mitigate these students likely becoming vectors of the pathogen."

www.nbcnews.com

Jerry Falwell, Jr. doing his part!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Liberty University's Jerry Falwell Jr. welcomes students back amid pandemic

One professor slammed the move in an op-ed, saying, "Falwell's lack of concern does nothing to mitigate these students likely becoming vectors of the pathogen."

www.nbcnews.com

Jerry Falwell, Jr. doing his part!

Good news thread, maybe?

 

[stoney]

FTFM

Mrs @6thElement is kinda cool though.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Spanish Military Finds Dead Bodies And Seniors 'Completely Abandoned' In Care Homes

The Spanish military found residents of some care homes "completely abandoned" and "dead in their beds," Spain's defense minister announced Monday. Spain has more than 39,000 confirmed COVID-19 cases.

www.npr.org