[boostindoubles]

Pangolin Says It Has More Viruses Where That Came From If People Don’t Leave It The Fuck Alone

The ground pangolin stopped in the long, swaying grass of the African veld, and turned to face a visiting reporter who had just asked him if he was aware that a virus that appears to have originate…

outabouter.com

 

[4xBoy]

Corona beer is getting hit hard, think if it had been called the Coca-Cola virus, coke would be suing?

 

[Kevin]

Just imagine how dumb youd have to be to actually stop drinking Corona because of the Corona virus...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Just imagine how dumb youd have to be to actually stop drinking Corona because of the Corona virus...

As opposed to because it's swill?

 

[Muddy]

Scanning local weather destination-areas for a Sunday ride found this:



An not a biologist by any stretch of the imagination...
Seriously taking today's Pollen Count as a decision-making factor, directly related to the greater Seattle Area of Wash. State having a virus strain recently developing. Doing any efforts at full-excursion where there's something of a common element has me squeamish. Could be the coffee milk has turned tho.

 

[Kevin]

As opposed to because it's swill?

Exactly. Its probably responsible for more deaths than the actual virus by now...

 

[Pesqueeb]

happy i put off the italy trip for a year....

Srs....

Me thinks it's time to employee non-rev back to Italy.

Holy shit........

EWR-FCO departing 1745 has 159 open seats
EWR-MXP departing 1825 has 109 open seats

 

[stevew]

Holy shit........

EWR-FCO departing 1745 has 159 open seats
EWR-MXP departing 1825 has 109 open seats

i hope i got some open seats in june when i fly to vegas.....

 

[jdcamb]

When the Jimitizer hits the market (Small spray bottle with Vodka and Glitter in it. If the door handle has glitter on it, it is safe to pass.). I will become a billionaire. All our Coronavirus worries will be eliminated. I will also keep the Monkey alive. I may even run for President. My platform will be Popeyes chicken sandwiches for everyone (Not free, you will still have to pay for them. However they will be available.). What if the bots were enslaved Chinese Bicycle Factory workers in Wuhan reaching out for help? I bet none of you bastards thought of that?

 

[rideit]

I like the spicy two piece and two biscuits better, please.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Just imagine how dumb youd have to be to actually stop drinking Corona because of the Corona virus...

Doood, there are actually people here who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Yeah, you read that right. Google it.

 

[junkyard]

Doood, there are actually people here who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Yeah, you read that right. Google it.

Take that chocolate milk survey with a grain of salt

Millions of Americans believe brown cows produce chocolate milk? The way the media reported this factoid raises questions about science literacy – but different ones than you may think.

theconversation.com

 

[canadmos]

Doood, there are actually people here who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Yeah, you read that right. Google it.

It doesnt?

 

[rideit]

No, it’s from cows that are fed milk chocolate.
You know, IAB’s cows.

 

[iRider]

No, it’s from cows that are fed milk chocolate.
You know, IAB’s cows.

Where is dark chocolate milk coming from then?

 

[Pesqueeb]

Where is dark chocolate milk coming from then?

Black cows. Obviously.

 

[Pesqueeb]

DoD Expects Coronavirus Will 'Likely' Become Global Pandemic in 30 Days

A senior Pentagon official told Newsweek the DoD is concerned that service members returning home could "inadvertently" spread the virus to the U.S.

www.newsweek.com

 

[Jozz]

It doesnt?

Citizenship revoked.

 

[iRider]

Black cows. Obviously.

Does that mean this cow has regular and dark chocolate milk on tap????

 

[Jozz]

Does that mean this cow has regular and dark chocolate milk on tap????

Just regular white milk, like dalmatians.

 

[StiHacka]

Does that mean this cow has regular and dark chocolate milk on tap????

It also shits chocolate bars.

 

[jonKranked]

 

[eric strt6]

Does that mean this cow has regular and dark chocolate milk on tap????

no it gives glasses of White Russians silly

 

[jimmydean]

Portland is going crazy.

 

[Pesqueeb]

no it gives glasses of White Russians silly

 

[jimmydean]

Nike is Spring cleaning early.

 

[Nick]

2nd death.

 

[rideit]

Oh, I bet that will rally the stock market back up to 28,000

 

[jonKranked]

America is about to get a godawful lesson in why health care should never be a for-profit business

For four decades, American corporations have been caught up in a whole series of refinements that are intended to improve efficiency and productivity. Our processes are lean. Our efficiency is six-sigma. Our productivity has mysteriously run far ahead...

www.dailykos.com

 

[eaterofdog]

FYI US heathcare was non-profit until Nixon changed that.

 

[Pesqueeb]

America is about to get a godawful lesson in why health care should never be a for-profit business

For four decades, American corporations have been caught up in a whole series of refinements that are intended to improve efficiency and productivity. Our processes are lean. Our efficiency is six-sigma. Our productivity has mysteriously run far ahead...

www.dailykos.com

"But muh frredumbs!"

 

[jonKranked]

FYI US heathcare was non-profit until Nixon changed that.

 

[eaterofdog]

"But muh frredumbs!"

Coffins for everybody

 

[Adventurous]

Coffins for everybody

Sounds like socialism.

 

[jimmydean]

 

[jonKranked]

 

[Nick]

2nd death.

oops, I meant 5 dead.

 

[jonKranked]

oops, I meant 5 dead.

source?

 

[Nick]

source?

just popped up on the news.

 

[jonKranked]

just popped up on the news.

link/stfu