There' a guy at work I don't like, so I have been pointing his browser to catfancy.com and other crap whenever he leaves his desk.
I wanna step it up.
Suggestions that don't involve criminal charges or me being fired?
On my old laptop @ home, I had a light saber sound whenever I opened the start menu...change the default windows sounds for errors, etc.
"I can taste purple!!"Why don't you just get real and fill a pillow case with bars of soap and beat him until he can't see in color anymore?
Werd.Be careful about what you do.
Do what I did, steal his car keys at the end of the night/day.
It was 5 minutes before we were heading home for the night(9pm) and the guy was looking all over for his keys. He had to call his wife to pick him up. At first I just threw them in some bushes and after a few days I took them out of the bushes and put them in my car. Now I will randomly set off his panic alarm during the day when he is with customers or on the phone. He has taken his car to get looked at multiple times because of the "malfunctioning" alarm. They can't figure out what is wrong
Try being extra nice to the guy. Smile and give him a big'ole fake laugh when he makes stupid jokes. Go out of your way to be nice to him, nicer than you treat anyone else in the office. Do this for several days or weeks. At first he will be a little thrown off by it and might get frustrated, especially if he is used to being confrontational with you. Then once he is accustomed to the " new you ", start insulting him subtly, but say it with a smile. Most people in that situation will walk away from that exchange smiling and feeling good about himself. Then a few moments later he will realize he's been insulted. You can get away with a lot if you say it with a smile.Werd.
It won't be malicious and won't interfere with work. I just want to fuq with his head. He doesn't see me as a prankster as I always am pissed off just talking to him. Others will take the blame... :biggrin:
Do what I did, steal his car keys at the end of the night/day.
It was 5 minutes before we were heading home for the night(9pm) and the guy was looking all over for his keys. He had to call his wife to pick him up. At first I just threw them in some bushes and after a few days I took them out of the bushes and put them in my car. Now I will randomly set off his panic alarm during the day when he is with customers or on the phone. He has taken his car to get looked at multiple times because of the "malfunctioning" alarm. They can't figure out what is wrong
I only "know" you from RM but how the hell is this possible? Seems like a beer bong and a fire extinguisher would be considered office supplies.He doesn't see me as a prankster
This is gold - and will be implemented tomorrow.stare at his ear with a puzzled look on your face every time you talk to him.
You NEVER NEVER piss off the IT guy (who would surely be called after doing this).If you stick a paper clip in the usb port and jiggle it around it will cause the computer to think new hardware was installed. The mouse and keyboard will no longer work until you unplug them and replug them. I love sitting in shop and turning around to the guy who sits behind me and making his mouse and keyboard not work.
that's not very funny, you're just a douche.Do what I did, steal his car keys at the end of the night/day.
It was 5 minutes before we were heading home for the night(9pm) and the guy was looking all over for his keys. He had to call his wife to pick him up. At first I just threw them in some bushes and after a few days I took them out of the bushes and put them in my car. Now I will randomly set off his panic alarm during the day when he is with customers or on the phone. He has taken his car to get looked at multiple times because of the "malfunctioning" alarm. They can't figure out what is wrong
You NEVER NEVER piss off the IT guy (who would surely be called after doing this).
yeah.Aren't you the "new guy" at that company?
You might be right.Stink, don't get sucked into his passive aggressive bs.
I only "know" you from RM but how the hell is this possible? Seems like a beer bong and a fire extinguisher would be considered office supplies.
Did that chick get in the sh*t? If not, try that? Anyway Stink I can see how these sack garglers would give u the gip. It's an all day everyday thing here though being a round eye I can just refuse to play. The locals, unfortunately, have to play.You might be right.
But he's a nosy little worm who complains that it's cold if a window is open (We live in a fukkin desert!) and even whined to the COO when a chick in the office told him to fuq off after his non stop random and unfunny comments. ("She cursed at me!")