[urbaindk]

Here's a bit of obscurity for ya...

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/03/07/cracksmoking_ucla_pr.html

"Crack-smoking UCLA professor teaches monkeys how to smoke crack
We love monkeys at Boing Boing. Mark Hurst says: The NYTimes reports, in a side note to a Robert Blake column, that a crack-smoking UCLA professor has attempted to teach monkeys to smoke crack, too."

 

[Westy]

The crack smoking professor should get together with that naked dog wrestling woman.

 

[urbaindk]

and hang out at the local Homo/necro duck pond.

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

 

[Westy]

and hang out at the local Homo/necro duck pond.

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

That was quite possibly the funniest/most disturbing article I have ever read. Really opens up the porn industry to make some interesting Howard The Duck spoofs.

 

[dh girlie]

and hang out at the local Homo/necro duck pond.

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

Good lord...

 

[N8 v2.0]

Just damn...

 

[urbaindk]

Maybe and stosh's ear humping monkey should get together?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Good lord...

What do you expect? It *is* CA after all..............

-S.S.-

 

[dh girlie]

What do you expect? It *is* CA after all..............

-S.S.-

It's a DUCK for gods sake...the woman wrestling NUDE WITH A DOG claiming to have been having sex with it was in....drumroll please...Grand Junction...COLORADO...freaks.
OH...and the guy who's dog she was gittin busy with...his name was SIXX STARR...nice name...

Wait...it was in Rotterdam...that's not Cali, genius...

 

[DRB]

and hang out at the local Homo/necro duck pond.

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

Ahh..... emm...... well.....

 

[Westy]

Let us get this straight. The gay dead duck rape occured in Rotterdam, nude dog wrestling in Colorado and the crack smoking proffesor was in California.

 

[DRB]

Let us get this straight. The gay dead duck rape occured in Rotterdam, nude dog wrestling in Colorado and the crack smoking proffesor was in California.

Yes folks that's in a single sentence.

 

[dh girlie]

Let us get this straight. The gay dead duck rape occured in Rotterdam, nude dog wrestling in Colorado and the crack smoking proffesor was in California.

Thank you...I still think the smoking crack with monkies professor is still by far the most normal...I think...

 

[Westy]

Thank you...I still think the smoking crack with monkies professor is still by far the most normal...I think...

The dead duck butt rape is the most natural.

 

[SkaredShtles]

It's a DUCK for gods sake...the woman wrestling NUDE WITH A DOG claiming to have been having sex with it was in....drumroll please...Grand Junction...COLORADO...freaks.

Those people out in Junction *are* freaks.

-S.S.-

 

[urbaindk]

The dead duck butt rape is the most natural.

We could turn this in to a political thread that dispels the commonly held believe of the Christian Right that homosexuality is a choice and that homosexuals thus having made this choice are sinners and must got hell. Dead duck butt rape tends to counter their argument of choice - unless of course they also believe that dead duck butt raping ducks make conscious decisions and do not act on natural or instictive behaviors. At which point you may rebut by simply stating scarcasticly that we may as well have evolved from monkeys. (Crack smoking monkeys, no doubt.) But I won't go there.

 

[Skookum]

haha this whole thread is "Quacktastic"!

i don't care if mallards are the "fowl"est of fornicaters, they eat slugs, and anything that eats slugs is cool in my book.

 

[Westy]

haha this whole thread is "Quacktastic"!

i don't care if mallards are the "fowl"est of fornicaters, they eat slugs, and anything that eats slugs is cool in my book.

Shoot Skookum, I'd eat slugs in order to be cool in your book. I will draw the line at backending dead birds though.

 

[Skookum]

Shoot Skookum, I'd eat slugs in order to be cool in your book.

Ok that'll work, i just looked up in my trusty "cool" guide here and it says in order to be cool you have to eat 10 of em, 7 if they're the banana style. Just pretend they're tootsie rolls and you should be fine.