[Damn True]

Go to www.craigslist.org.
Click on "Best of" (mid page, left side)

Freakin hilarious stuff. I wont post direct links to the posts because some of them are rather vulgar.

Lol.....the Butter Lady.....too much!

 

[blue]

Holy sh!t (literally) best one EVER...But quite vulgar/obscene

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.html

"All I wanted to do was fvck Jamie in the butt!"

 

[COmtbiker12]

Holy sh!t (literally) best one EVER...But quite vulgar/obscene

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.html

"All I wanted to do was fvck Jamie in the butt!"

HAHAHAHA! "Did you.......did you just schit on my dick?"

 

[Motionboy2]

Holy sh!t (literally) best one EVER...But quite vulgar/obscene

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.html

"All I wanted to do was fvck Jamie in the butt!"

"I had to rent one of those steam cleaners, buy a new mattress, and I STILL lost my deposit. It was impossible to get the smell out"

BWAHAHAHA!! That is Horrible, but yet I find it SOOO funny

 

[Toshi]

those are stolen from one tuckermax . com <-- not linked intentionally

 

[brock]

The Randy Wanker Seeking Gas Station Job one cracks me up.

His resume has this previous work experience

Chopco Knife Company

I went to a one week training course for selling Chopco Knives. Their stuff was cool so I bought a set for myself and then quit. They even had scissors for cutting pennies in half. I learned alot about customer service and marketing techniques and met a hella hot chick. I stared at her tits all week. I asked her out every smoke break but she refused to have a drink with me. At first I thought she was being shy so I pulled my trump card and offered to take her to the Ship in Multnomah, and you know what she said? She said I was a loser and a discusting scumbag. Man, that bitch must have been a lesbian.

 

[DLo]

Instead of looking for jobs, I ended up reading about 5 of these damn things...