http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/bik/102313429.html Bike shorts for sale - $3 Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2005-10-06, 1:41PM EDT One pair of spandex bike shorts for sale. Heavily worn and sweated upon. Good buy for someone starting back out who wants to seem as if they have been working at it for awhile. Good gift for wife or girlfriend as I think you can't probably still smell my taint on them. Call Ricky or email if interested (254)-368-1918. Thanks this is in or around rockville no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests The folks at Bikecentric get the credit for finding this gem.