[DirtMcGirk]

Come on guys, let's help her out!

This is another amazing Phoenix find. Wish I found it on my own, but I jacked this from empty beer.
However, this photo just has buckets of amazing. I think I am going to email her.

 

[JohnE]

Looks flexy...

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I just emailed her this:

Would you be willing to meet in the bikini to sell the bike? I'd go $50 for that if you were in heels and could show me how the bike worked.

And yes, I am 100% serious. I need a bike to build up for Burning Man.

Thanks,
Ian

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/bik/3075890037.html

Mind you I am going to try to talk her down on the price if there's no bikini.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Isn't there some tv show where they set up fake ads to catch kiddy diddlers ?

 

[Scrub]

I think it's supposed to be "dike" not bike

 

[JohnE]

Dirt, ask if she will throw in the bikini for an extra $10...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Looks fat...

ftfy.

 

[ultraNoob]

Fake pic... theres no grass except 'grass' in Phoenix

 

[scottishmark]

I just emailed her this:

Mind you I am going to try to talk her down on the price if there's no bikini.

For convenience you could meet her outside her school

 

[DirtyMike]

God damnit.... I was eating breakfast when I opened that link...... Im not hungry anymore

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I just emailed her this:

Mind you I am going to try to talk her down on the price if there's no bikini.

It must be national mean spirited day. Get a life.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

JBP: Every day at my house is national mean spirited day. How have you missed that fact? Clearly Vermont has softened you too much Alan Alda.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

No reply from the owner at 9:50. Time to up the ante, see if for $75 she'll ride the bike in pig tails and her bikini for me while I video tape it. Gotta make sure the bike works and all like that.

Ok, I'll up the ante a bit.

If you'll put your hair in pig tails, and still in the bikini and heels, ride the bike for me while I video tape it for insurance reasons, I'll go $75.
Let me know if this works for you.

Thanks!
Ian

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/bik/3075890037.html

 

[Pesqueeb]

It must be national mean spirited day. Get a life.

He is a lawyer........

 

[maddog17]

you twisted bastard!!


i love it!!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Still no reply....

 

[insanitylevel9]

this thread could be epic.... or not

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I think its going to be like the thread out of North Carolina when the super hypocritical vegan whore was looking for someone to move in. I messed with her for a couple weeks with no reply.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Talk into an empty shoebox. you might get a faint echo.

 

[DirtyMike]

No reply from the owner at 9:50. Time to up the ante, see if for $75 she'll ride the bike in pig tails and her bikini for me while I video tape it. Gotta make sure the bike works and all like that.

Ok its no secret your going to hell...... But the real question is... are you prepared to go to prison for pedobear actions?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

He's a lawyer, who can get himself off.

 

[jdcamb]

He's a lawyer, who can get himself off.

Unless he gets disbarred. Then all bets are off....

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I can still self represent!

I'm not going to jail for having some fun with this girl.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Well abject silence from the seller and his hot piece of woman candy leads me to think total fail.