nice of her to let us know that she still has a healthy sex drive. if I was single, living in philly, and having a hard time getting laid I would possibly maybe slightly consider that as an option...only to help her out of course.
I saw your add on Craig's List. Where exactly are you located? I'm always up for something different. Are you above the knee or below the knee? I'm 6'2, blonde, 180lb swimmer. I've been told I'm not too hard on the eyes either
Anyone remember the really old Blood Hound Gang song 'She ain't got no legs'?
I remember the day I saw you hobbling
A weeble wobbling you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet, just a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be making
Ride you like a sit and spin until your stumps started aching
Spin you around, yeah roll you near
Turn you upsided down to hold my beer
Jesus himself couldn't have written anything more poetic.