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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stevew, Dec 2, 2005.
If I could exercise more
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I just can't think of any thing to say except ..... .wow .....
Dude, that's cool Good for her!
Can I tape some high heels to her stubs?
god that is just creepy.
You won't have to worry about the "jimmy legs'(Seinfeld).
nice of her to let us know that she still has a healthy sex drive. if I was single, living in philly, and having a hard time getting laid I would possibly maybe slightly consider that as an option...only to help her out of course.
My sex drive didn't leave with my legs............that's classic..........
I'm a bad person.
Here's a copy of an email I just sent.
I saw your add on Craig's List. Where exactly are you located? I'm always up for something different. Are you above the knee or below the knee? I'm 6'2, blonde, 180lb swimmer. I've been told I'm not too hard on the eyes either
Call me somtime (XXX)XXX-XXXX
Bwahahaha. You are damaged goods mate.
Uhh... It's in the "Philadelphia" section of Craigslist, that's a pretty long haul from the O.C.
the worst thought just popped into my head: hookers 40% off!
Too bad she said it's not ok to contact her with commercial offers - I've got a bunch of extra 2x4's out back that she could strap to them nubs and be in business!
Ahaha. That was written for less than serious reasons. I'm just curious as to what kind of response I'll get. I'll be sure to post it if I get one.
It might be worth it.
Anyone remember the really old Blood Hound Gang song 'She ain't got no legs'?
I remember the day I saw you hobbling
A weeble wobbling you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet, just a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be making
Ride you like a sit and spin until your stumps started aching
Spin you around, yeah roll you near
Turn you upsided down to hold my beer
Jesus himself couldn't have written anything more poetic.
Nubs by NOFX comes to mind as well...
I only like to screw girls that can put their legs behind their heads...... this chick is out!
Heh, good, at least she can't run away when I'm having my way with her.
They always say it's bad to date someone who can't even stand on her own two feet. It wouldn't be a balanced relationship: you'd always have a leg up on her.
I know, I know. I'll stop.
I laughed my ass off when I read that. ha HA. that is terrible
Almost 2.5hrs later an no response . She must've found someone better.
You've been outclassed by a chick with no legs. Shocker.