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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stevew, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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  2. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    wow ....

    I just can't think of any thing to say except ..... .wow .....
     
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  3. Snacks

    Snacks Turbo Monkey

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    Dude, that's cool:) Good for her!
     
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  4. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Can I tape some high heels to her stubs?
     
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  5. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    god that is just creepy.
     
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  6. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    You won't have to worry about the "jimmy legs'(Seinfeld).
     
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  7. dfinn

    dfinn Turbo Monkey

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    nice of her to let us know that she still has a healthy sex drive. if I was single, living in philly, and having a hard time getting laid I would possibly maybe slightly consider that as an option...only to help her out of course.
     
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  8. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    My sex drive didn't leave with my legs............that's classic..........
     
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  9. amateur

    amateur Turbo Monkey

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    I'm a bad person.

    Here's a copy of an email I just sent.

    I saw your add on Craig's List. Where exactly are you located? I'm always up for something different. Are you above the knee or below the knee? I'm 6'2, blonde, 180lb swimmer. I've been told I'm not too hard on the eyes either ;)

    Call me somtime (XXX)XXX-XXXX
    Greg
     
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  10. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Bwahahaha. You are damaged goods mate.
     
  11. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Uhh... It's in the "Philadelphia" section of Craigslist, that's a pretty long haul from the O.C. :p
     
  12. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    the worst thought just popped into my head: hookers 40% off!
     
  13. rooftest

    rooftest Monkey

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    Too bad she said it's not ok to contact her with commercial offers - I've got a bunch of extra 2x4's out back that she could strap to them nubs and be in business!
     
  14. amateur

    amateur Turbo Monkey

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    Ahaha. That was written for less than serious reasons. I'm just curious as to what kind of response I'll get. I'll be sure to post it if I get one.
     
  15. dfinn

    dfinn Turbo Monkey

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    It might be worth it.:help:
     
  16. def

    def Monkey

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    Anyone remember the really old Blood Hound Gang song 'She ain't got no legs'?

    I remember the day I saw you hobbling
    A weeble wobbling you had a problem
    You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
    No smelly feet, just a torso to hump
    No baby love yeah that's what we'd be making
    Ride you like a sit and spin until your stumps started aching
    Spin you around, yeah roll you near
    Turn you upsided down to hold my beer


    Jesus himself couldn't have written anything more poetic.
     
  17. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Nubs by NOFX comes to mind as well...
     
  18. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    I only like to screw girls that can put their legs behind their heads...... this chick is out!
     
  19. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Heh, good, at least she can't run away when I'm having my way with her.
     
  20. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    They always say it's bad to date someone who can't even stand on her own two feet. It wouldn't be a balanced relationship: you'd always have a leg up on her. ;)


    I know, I know. I'll stop. :rolleyes:
     
  21. Superdeft

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    I laughed my ass off when I read that. ha HA. that is terrible
     
  22. amateur

    amateur Turbo Monkey

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    Almost 2.5hrs later an no response :(. She must've found someone better.
     
  23. DirtyDog

    DirtyDog Gang probed by the Golden Banana

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    You've been outclassed by a chick with no legs. Shocker.