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stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
33,311
3,931
You won't have to worry about the "jimmy legs'(Seinfeld).
 

dfinn

Turbo Monkey
Jul 24, 2003
2,129
0
SL, UT
nice of her to let us know that she still has a healthy sex drive. if I was single, living in philly, and having a hard time getting laid I would possibly maybe slightly consider that as an option...only to help her out of course.
 

amateur

Turbo Monkey
Apr 18, 2002
1,019
0
Orange County
I'm a bad person.

Here's a copy of an email I just sent.

I saw your add on Craig's List. Where exactly are you located? I'm always up for something different. Are you above the knee or below the knee? I'm 6'2, blonde, 180lb swimmer. I've been told I'm not too hard on the eyes either ;)

Call me somtime (XXX)XXX-XXXX
Greg
 

rooftest

Monkey
Jul 10, 2005
612
0
OC, CA
Too bad she said it's not ok to contact her with commercial offers - I've got a bunch of extra 2x4's out back that she could strap to them nubs and be in business!
 

amateur

Turbo Monkey
Apr 18, 2002
1,019
0
Orange County
binary visions said:
Uhh... It's in the "Philadelphia" section of Craigslist, that's a pretty long haul from the O.C. :p
Ahaha. That was written for less than serious reasons. I'm just curious as to what kind of response I'll get. I'll be sure to post it if I get one.
 

def

Monkey
Feb 12, 2003
520
0
knoxville, tn
Anyone remember the really old Blood Hound Gang song 'She ain't got no legs'?

I remember the day I saw you hobbling
A weeble wobbling you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet, just a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be making
Ride you like a sit and spin until your stumps started aching
Spin you around, yeah roll you near
Turn you upsided down to hold my beer


Jesus himself couldn't have written anything more poetic.
 

bluebug32

Asshat
Jan 14, 2005
6,143
0
Floating down the Hudson
They always say it's bad to date someone who can't even stand on her own two feet. It wouldn't be a balanced relationship: you'd always have a leg up on her. ;)


I know, I know. I'll stop. :rolleyes:
 

DirtyDog

Gang probed by the Golden Banana
Aug 2, 2005
6,599
0
amateur said:
Almost 2.5hrs later an no response :(. She must've found someone better.
You've been outclassed by a chick with no legs. Shocker.