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Crap. I've gone responsible.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Da Peach, Feb 9, 2008.

  1. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    So, if I really gave a crap, I'd apologize for wasting the time of those who have taken the time to respond to my car-choice related threads. Turns out, spending lots of money on a car is a stupid idea. Especially in Hong-couver where there's a traffic accident every 0.33 minutes, leaving those who normally enjoy driving in a near-homocidal rage.

    Not that I won't return the calls of the dealerships that have promised me test drives of various fun vehicles...(A4 Avant included, but they have a measely 170 hp...)

    My bubble of automotive enthusiasm has burst beneath the pressures of longterm practical thinking. And you know what? It sucks eggs.

    I guess I'll have to spend a couple grand on a bike instead. MKIII Hollowpoint anyone?

    Sh!t. 250hp would have been such fun.

    Friggin frickadoodle.

    Poop.

    Fa.

    ug.

    pssssssssssssshhhh....

    and we're done.
     
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  2. ummbikes

    ummbikes Don't mess with the Santas

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    Pvssy!

    Umm I think your bro may have more stones than you.
     
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  3. johnbryanpeters

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    Good work. Someone else can buy the Hummer.
     
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  4. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    I thought this was going to be about you finally practicing safe sex.
     
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  5. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    That is weak as piss mate! If I'd been Opied as bad as that you can bet I'd have a much longer and better line of gutter talk than that abortion of English invective. Go and stand naked in the room full of mirrors and take a long hard look at yourself.
     
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  6. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    B!tch-fvck-cvnt-slapping whale piss!

    Damn. I'm good looking.
     
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  7. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    There ya go. Embrace your inner Anglo-Saxon. Prick-face.
     
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  8. johnbryanpeters

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    Hey, piss off, junior!
     
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  9. valve bouncer

    valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Chaucer just called you a bitch.
     
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  10. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Oh no you di' int!
     
  11. johnbryanpeters

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    You think so?

    This brother boasts that he knows hell,
    And God knows, it is no surprise
    That there's little difference between brothers and fiends.
    For, I beg your pardon, you have often heard someone say
    That a brother's spirit was once sent to hell
    And tortured, through a vision;

    The Prologue To The Summoner's Tale
     
  12. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    You guys are gay.
     
  13. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Exactly - you're not an adult until a box of condoms seem cheep. :twitch:
     
  14. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    What the Hell????