[douglas]

the chick I picked up Friday night just left me a voice mail. (I told her I drive right past where she lives on wednesdays - on my way to the Dalton bike races)
I really am not interested in her, but I hate when people dont return my calls - and I told myself I wouldnt do that myself, ugh - what to do??

 

[MMcG]

give her a ring

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

the chick I picked up Friday night just left me a voice mail. (I told her I drive right past where she lives on wednesdays - on my way to the Dalton bike races)
I really am not interested in her, but I hate when people dont return my calls - and I told myself I wouldnt do that myself, ugh - what to do??

Call her back and play along until you get into her pants, then never call her again.

 

[douglas]

give her a ring

and............

 

[ncrider]

give her a ring

I think it's a bit premature for them to get married.

 

[Polandspring88]

call her up and tell her that you are sorry you didnt call her back earlier, your genital herpes flared up and you had to go visit the doctor. he then diagnosed you with a terminal illness and gave you 2 weeks to live so you are moving to hawaii to live out the rest of your days in bliss.

by the way, what is wrong with her that makes you not interested?

 

[stosh]

and............

ask her to marry you, thats what usually happens when you give a girl a ring.

 

[firetoole]

find out if she has a hot roommate

 

[stosh]

I think it's a bit premature for them to get married.

doh! Beat me to it!

 

[stosh]

Post pics of said girl and we'll decide if you should call her back.




Is she annoying or ugly or something? Why wouldn't you call her back even if you weren't interested.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

When you say picked her up Friday night, what exactly do you mean? And did you take pictures? This is quickly becoming Stoneyish

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Post pics of said girl and we'll decide if you should call her back.




Is she annoying or ugly or something? Why wouldn't you call her back even if you weren't interested.

At a minimum you should stay in there until you nail her. I mean she is already doing all the work.

here we go, call her back ask her if she wants to "hang out and rent a movie" That is code for come over and I will bang you without spending any money. Then take pictures and we can decide if you should have called her back.

 

[stosh]

At a minimum you should stay in there until you nail her. I mean she is already doing all the work.

here we go, call her back ask her if she wants to "hang out and rent a movie" That is code for come over and I will bang you without spending any money. Then take pictures and we can decide if you should have called her back.

Please note: Rob's comments do not mean taking pictures of male bit's and pieces....

 

[Polandspring88]

She must be a real piece of work if you dont even wanna call her back. What is she, like a one star? maybe two? Or rather, is she the kind that you wouldnt sink your pink torpedo into unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head?

 

[stosh]

She must be a real piece of work if you dont even wanna call her back. What is she, like a one star? maybe two? Or rather, is she the kind that you wouldnt sink your pink torpedo into unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head?

does your GF know you talk like this?

PS. Get an f'ing avatar!

Here ya go!

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Please note: Rob's comments do not mean taking pictures of male bit's and pieces....

Yes in NO way should there be any of your bits and pieces in these pictures.

 

[douglas]

When you say picked her up Friday night, what exactly do you mean? And did you take pictures? This is quickly becoming Stoneyish

sorry no pics :redX:

I guess I define "picked up" as when you meet/talk to/hang out/exchange numbers and normally exchange some saliva

 

[stinkyboy]

the chick I picked up Friday

What does that mean?

If ya hit it already, stick n' move.

 

[blt2ride]

Yep...we'll make it a reality show. You post the pictures and then let the fine folks at Ride Monkey decide what you should do.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

sorry no pics :redX:

I guess I define "picked up" as when you meet/talk to/hang out/exchange numbers and normally exchange some saliva

Well drink as much as you had Friday night, then call her back so you are in the same state of mind. Then take pictures

 

[I Are Baboon]

the chick I picked up Friday night just left me a voice mail. (I told her I drive right past where she lives on wednesdays - on my way to the Dalton bike races)
I really am not interested in her, but I hate when people dont return my calls - and I told myself I wouldnt do that myself, ugh - what to do??

Sounds like Doug had his beer goggles on Friday night!

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Sounds like Doug had his beer goggles on Friday night!

"Beer getting ugly people laid since...."

Whenever beer started

 

[douglas]

Is she annoying or ugly or something? .

annoying>no
ugly>no, but not as cute as I want/prefer
location>slight issue being she lives about an hour from me

Why wouldn't you call her back even if you weren't interested.

same reason as most people - easier to just avoid the situation then to tell someone directly that your not interested.

 

[Rockland]

"Beer getting ugly people laid since...."

Whenever beer started

Yeah those monks were living it up..

 

[dh girlie]

She must be a real piece of work if you dont even wanna call her back. What is she, like a one star? maybe two? Or rather, is she the kind that you wouldnt sink your pink torpedo into unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head?

Is this LLKOOLKEGS long lost son???

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

annoying>no
ugly>no, but not as cute as I want/prefer
location>slight issue being she lives about an hour from me

Sounds like the perfect MOPED situation. You know they are fun until one of your buddies sees you riding it around town.

 

[douglas]

Well drink as much as you had Friday night, then call her back so you are in the same state of mind. Then take pictures

Sounds like Doug had his beer goggles on Friday night!

hahaha.

I am so lucky to have you guys as me e-friends

 

[clancy98]

or stop nailing ugly chicks when you're drunk.

 

[douglas]

does your GF know you talk like this?

PS. Get an f'ing avatar!

Here ya go!

he's trying to get back at me being I said he looked like a spongmonkey

 

[firetoole]

did you really meet "her" on www.gaymonkey.com

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

or stop nailing ugly chicks when you're drunk.

pffft.... Do you do it sober?


That is just retarded

 

[dh girlie]

Yeah those monks were living it up..

Why do you think they took a code of silence!

 

[Rockland]

Why do you think they took a code of silence!

Bwahaa!

 

[Polandspring88]

he's trying to get back at me being I said he looked like a spongmonkey

so true. I </3 douglas.

 

[Polandspring88]

I can't believe all of you guys are so shallow. It is what is on the inside that matters. I am sure she has a wonderful heart, how can you insensitive pigs say such cruel things about that beautiful woman?

 

[stosh]

I can't believe all of you guys are so shallow. It is what is on the inside that matters. I am sure she has a wonderful heart, how can you insensitive pigs say such cruel things about that beautiful woman?

That would explain why your GF is so ugly.....















































Dude, I'm totally kiding!!

 

[Polandspring88]

Heh, I know. I was just kidding. Tell fugly to run along back to her trough.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

I can't believe all of you guys are so shallow. It is what is on the inside that matters.

No DOUBT!

But I am not going inside unless the outside is HOT





Besides, we just want pictures, if he ends up banging an ugly chic while he is drunk and takes pictures, just think of how much fun we will have.

 

[stosh]

No DOUBT!

But I am not going inside unless the outside is HOT





Besides, we just want pictures, if he ends up banging an ugly chic while he is drunk and takes pictures, just think of how much fun we will have.

I didn't think a thread could be more fun than this thread unit you mentioned that.....

 

[OGRipper]

Well, most girls I know would understand if you change your mind about someone, but it's never ok to just blow someone off. Be a man, pick up the phone and tell her you're just not interested. Lame excuses are just that: lame. And you never know, you might meet a friend of hers or something in the future and if that happens, at least you'll have been honest...