[greenchris]

today was an amazing day to ditch my morning class and go out for a long ride. on my way back to the parking lot, no more than ten feet off a popular trail, some dude had someone bent over a down tree doin the nasty. a very awkward situation...

 

[Skookum]

That's why i bring my camera on rides, to catch somebody and blackmail em.... That and getting a shot at a UFO or somethin....neaky:

 

[SilentJ]

You should have stood there and commentated...what would the guy have done? chased you?

 

[Bicyclist]

I would have messed with that guy so much. What an idiot.

 

[greenchris]

i thought about messin with him but after watching sopranos i didnt want some vito mother****er shooting me

 

[Bicyclist]

Yeah. I probably would have been a dumbass and then gotten shot.

 

[greenchris]

the only thing i didnt know what he was humpin. whether it be a women, man, or the tree itself.

 

[greenchris]

You should have stood there and commentated...what would the guy have done? chased you?

'oh he didnt just drop the hot carl'

 

[robdamanii]

the only thing i didnt know what he was humpin. whether it be a women, man, or the tree itself.

A la Supertroopers?

 

[skinny mike]

you should've stared for a few moments, then just yelled out, "ya stuck there buddy? if ya keep pulling on it like that and its gonna fall off!"