[911]

This is an old link... sorry if it's been posted before:
http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

2nd Place at the Middle School level is pretty amusing... or sad, depending on how you look at it.

 

[BurlyShirley]

yeah,

we had this in here before. Check out the abstinence thong in the gift shop.

 

[911]

Originally posted by BurlySurly
Check out the abstinence thong in the gift shop.

HAHAHA.... the product description they give for the thong is great:

"This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)"

 

[LordOpie]

Originally posted by BurlySurly
Check out the abstinence thong in the gift shop.

now THIS is an abstinence thong

 

[RhinofromWA]

Originally posted by LordOpie
now THIS is an abstinence thong

Burly would hit it!

:devil:

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

... *hands BS a sack of flour*

 

[Yippie!]

Ok. That site has to be a joke!

It reads like something the Onion would come up with!!!

 

[erikkellison]

Creation Scientists make me sad. They're so... unscientific. I think it's sad that the real Christian Scientists aren't as vocal as "Creation Scientists" because there is a lot of scientific support for Christianity. Creation science thinks that modern science inherently disagrees with biblical creationism; it's just not true. But thanks for the link to an astoundingly uneducated, biased and brainwashed organization that is Fellowship University. If you want something interesting to read regarding this issue, go pick up "The Genesis Question" by Hugh Ross.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

so, is this an onion kind of thing? or is it true stupidity???
seems way too elaborate to be a joke.

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

... 'tis real. Scary real.

Landover Baptists is not, but f*cking hillarious.

 

[Skookum]

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets

ahahahahaha the world is doomed.....

 

[Yippie!]

Originally posted by BuddhaRoadkill
... 'tis real. Scary real.

Landover Baptists is not, but f*cking hillarious.

LOL!!!

 

[-BB-]

I like this hat.
It is insulting on MANY levels.

 

[$tinkle]

Originally posted by Skookum
ahahahahaha the world is doomed.....

it's quite simple, really. Their feet are smaller so they can stand closer to the sink, oven, counter.

it's not a coincidence.