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powderboy

powderboy

Monkey
Jan 16, 2002
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So, I'm looking for a granny gear and decided I'd search on eBay. A casual search for "chainring" returned a respectable amount of results.

As I scroll through the 4th page of results, I come across some loser who's exploiting his girlfriend:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36133&item=3683691790&rd=1

Here's how it must have happened:

Dude: "Hey foxy momma... you want to show off your knockers to thousands of people?"
GF: "Sure, huggy bear... you know how much I like to show off my leopard skin bikini."
Dude: "Cool, hold this chainring in front of your knockers... people will like that."
GF: "What is this thingy?"
Dude: "It's for a bike, the chain goes around it..."
GF: Perplexed... "I don't get it... what does it do?"
Dude: "Nevermind, just hold it and I'll take your pictures."
GF: Giggles... "Ok..."

What goes through people's minds when they do stupid stuff like this? I mean, it made me laugh, but I don't think that's the point he was trying to do. Just trying to get a bunch of horny road bikers to buy a chainring.
 
Motionboy2

Motionboy2

Calendar Dominator
Apr 23, 2002
1,800
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Broomfield, Colorado
I like how he implies that he is just selling off the inner ring cause he doesn't use it. So does that meen that he is running a 1x9? If so, doesn he know you can't cross chain so now he will have about a 1x7 or so?
 
pnj

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
40
seattle
people are influence by what they see.

marzocchi (sp?) uses sluts to sell their stuff......

i'm not complaining, just saying.....
 
J

JRB

Guest
I use the small ring and I live in Texas. He must be Lance and that must be Sheryl.
 
J

JRB

Guest
He was entertaining if nothing else. Entertaining does not always imply smart though.
 
pnj

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
4,696
40
seattle
the stem was being held wrong..... should have been holding it strait up and down, like a c0ck. :D
 
J

JRB

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pnj said:
the stem was being held wrong..... should have been holding it strait up and down, like a c0ck. :D
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The post too, but apparently he lacks imagination. :think:
 
powderboy

powderboy

Monkey
Jan 16, 2002
258
0
See Dar Hills, OOTah
people are influence by what they see.
marzocchi (sp?) uses sluts to sell their stuff......
i'm not complaining, just saying.....
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It makes me laugh at Interbike how everyone goes GAGA over the Bomber Girls. I guess if you get anyone to squeeze into butt-tight pleather, a bunch of horny guys will gather around.

This dude just seems like a real winner to me... :stosh:
 
MTB_Rob_NC

MTB_Rob_NC

What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?
Nov 15, 2002
3,428
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Charlotte, NC
pnj said:
people are influence by what they see.

marzocchi (sp?) uses sluts to sell their stuff......

i'm not complaining, just saying.....
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Come on most people are smarter than that. I just bought all his Sh!t and I dont even have a road bike. :stupid:
 
El Jefe

El Jefe

Dr. Phil Jefe
Nov 26, 2001
793
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OC in SoCal
That leopard skin outfit...that's her undies, not a bikini. Personally, I enjoyed the ads... in the words of the Blue's Brothers, "how much for the girl?"
 
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