So, I'm looking for a granny gear and decided I'd search on eBay. A casual search for "chainring" returned a respectable amount of results.
As I scroll through the 4th page of results, I come across some loser who's exploiting his girlfriend:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36133&item=3683691790&rd=1
Here's how it must have happened:
Dude: "Hey foxy momma... you want to show off your knockers to thousands of people?"
GF: "Sure, huggy bear... you know how much I like to show off my leopard skin bikini."
Dude: "Cool, hold this chainring in front of your knockers... people will like that."
GF: "What is this thingy?"
Dude: "It's for a bike, the chain goes around it..."
GF: Perplexed... "I don't get it... what does it do?"
Dude: "Nevermind, just hold it and I'll take your pictures."
GF: Giggles... "Ok..."
What goes through people's minds when they do stupid stuff like this? I mean, it made me laugh, but I don't think that's the point he was trying to do. Just trying to get a bunch of horny road bikers to buy a chainring.
As I scroll through the 4th page of results, I come across some loser who's exploiting his girlfriend:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36133&item=3683691790&rd=1
Here's how it must have happened:
Dude: "Hey foxy momma... you want to show off your knockers to thousands of people?"
GF: "Sure, huggy bear... you know how much I like to show off my leopard skin bikini."
Dude: "Cool, hold this chainring in front of your knockers... people will like that."
GF: "What is this thingy?"
Dude: "It's for a bike, the chain goes around it..."
GF: Perplexed... "I don't get it... what does it do?"
Dude: "Nevermind, just hold it and I'll take your pictures."
GF: Giggles... "Ok..."
What goes through people's minds when they do stupid stuff like this? I mean, it made me laugh, but I don't think that's the point he was trying to do. Just trying to get a bunch of horny road bikers to buy a chainring.