[lovebunny]

so we remodled our house so my step-grandma could move in. and she freaks me out. she just like stands in the middle of a room or sits staring at a wall for hours on end. and she talks to her dog like its a human being.this dogs the most annoying thing ever. he keeps getting stuck because she wont take his leash off and it gets wrapped around things and shes also really nosy. it seems likeevrywhere i go or whatever i do shes there. im gettin tired of it and shes only lived with us for a month. ive brought it up with my parents but i dunno what else to do.

 

[Toshi]

have some pity (or, better yet, compassion). you'll probably be old and possibly demented some day...

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Yep, my thoughts exactly

 

[LordOpie]

I'll be looking in your bedroom window tonight touching myself.

Bet your g-ma doesn't seem so creepy now, eh?

Seriously. I'll be there. I'm THE creepy old person.

 

[rpk1988]

I'll be looking in your bedroom window tonight touching myself.

Bet your g-ma doesn't seem so creepy now, eh?

Seriously. I'll be there. I'm THE creepy old person.

Haha, bad thoughts bad thoughts....

 

[Ciaran]

Have some compassion, because some day very soon you will be old too . If you are lucky, that is.

My fiance had her grandma move in when she was about 10 or so. The grandma lived with them untill she died some 7 years later. While it was difficult and a strain on their family at the time, my fiancee now realizes the gift she was givin.

I would advise you to get to know her better. You never know what you might learn from her. And you may help to make her last years more enjoyable.

 

[lovebunny]

well dont misunderstand me we get along really well. actually much better than her real grandson. its just i cant get used to someone being over my shoulder all the time and her dog is all over the place and ****s evrywhere. my stepdad really freaks out at her about being over evryones shoulder. kinda makes me feel bad...oh well at least she knocks on doors. unlike my mom on saturday when she walked in on me and my gf

 

[JMAC]

I would try to be compassionate but that can be hard after awhile. Also get a very good sturdy lock for you room so you can keep her out when you want.

 

[LordOpie]

...oh well at least she knocks on doors. unlike my mom on saturday when she walked in on me and my gf

by gf, do you mean right hand?

cuz that leads to being a creepy old person.

 

[jdcamb]

I would advise you to get to know her better. You never know what you might learn from her. And you may help to make her last years more enjoyable.

One of the coolest things I have ever heard on the Monkey.....jdcamb

 

[Slugman]

ive brought it up with my parents but i dunno what else to do.

Talk to her...

 

[=[Stinky]=]

jeez.... Im not gonna say anything, b/c everyone who repsonded hit the nail on the head. Talk to her. Learn stuff. Make out at your gf house.

 

[LordOpie]

just to re-iterate and clarify for y'all... the g-ma is cool, she knocks. It's his mom that barges in on him and his g/f.

I bet g-ma was a wild child

Refer Madness y0!

 

[reflux]

Make out at your gf house.

I would totally not recommend doing that.

Getting caught by your Mom = embarassing, but understandable. Sure it is awkward the next morning, but it's no big deal in the end (for me at least).

Getting caught by your gf's Dad = bad. It was perhaps one of the few times I was scared for my life. When my daughters (in about 20 years I'm thinking) have bf's, hopefully I can contain my rage like my gf's father did.

 

[mack]

unlike my mom on saturday when she walked in on me and my gf

Yeah, well its better your girlfriend than yourself.

 

[Fathead]

oh well at least she knocks on doors. unlike my mom on saturday when she walked in on me and my gf

When I lived w/my parents, I would get ticked off about stuff they did, or my little sister being annoying, or their rules. Then this little voice (or sometimes a loud, angry one) would remind me I was getting free room & board, had very few chores, and contributed nothing to the family economy.

Now that I pay a huge mortgage, maintain everything on the property, and enforce the rules on 2 wild sons in partnership w/my wife, the memories of being a freeloading juvenile slacker are much sweeter

As for the step-granny, respect your elders. She has earned her ride and, like the others have said, could probably teach you something. I have lost ALL of my natural grandparents. I will never regret any kindness or helpfulness I provide an old person.

 

[Tenchiro]

Personally, I hope I get pushed out to sea on an ice flow before I get to that point...

Otherwise I am gonna wield my cane with an iron will, and whomp any sass mouth youngsters who cross me.

Like this guy...

 

[dh girlie]

I'll be looking in your bedroom window tonight touching myself.

Bet your g-ma doesn't seem so creepy now, eh?

Seriously. I'll be there. I'm THE creepy old person.

by gf, do you mean right hand?

cuz that leads to being a creepy old person.

HAHAHAHAHA! You and LL...f%cken too much!

 

[llkoolkeg]

...oh well at least she knocks on doors. unlike my mom on saturday when she walked in on me and my gf

Things could have been worse- your girlfriend could have walked in on you and your mom, or worse yet, a three-way with boomin' granny!

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

just to re-iterate and clarify for y'all... the g-ma is cool, she knocks. It's his mom that barges in on him and his g/f.

I bet g-ma was a wild child

Refer Madness y0!

I'm with you on this one. When I was younger I got my Great GrandMa to open up about her youth. OH MY GOD !!! Roaring Twenties was Roaring indeed. Raging parties, Scrapes with the Police, Swinging singles, Drugs 'O' Plenty ... the whole nine. She told me that the difference between her day and today was that in her day they didn't watch life on TV, they lived it. Hahaha. I love old people. They rock!

 

[Ciaran]

I am not going to get old... I am going to die horribly in battle and go to Valhalla! AAARRRGGGHH!!!!!

Thanks jdcamb...

 

[caputo1989]

Get a keg and throw a wild party and include the old lady.

 

[Pau11y]

Grandma knocking on your door, pain in the ass.
Mom walking in on you and your chic, embarrassing pain in the ass.
You walking in on your chick and your mom or grandma, priceless.

 

[lovebunny]

haha yeah it was sorta embarrasing but she didnt really care because she knows after a year teenagers are bound to do that sorta ****. my gf was more embarased because she didnt really want my mom to see her tits. so i talked to the gma. apparently shes never had much of a life. i guess she married my stepdads dad when she was 18 and had three kids and stayed with the dude till he died a year and a half ago and now shes with us. so i feel kinda bad for her. the old man was all she ever knew.

 

[LordOpie]

Ya know, you're a future creepy old person. What guy names himself "lovebunny".

Just creepy.

 

[mattv2099]

my gf was more embarased because she didnt really want my mom to see her tits.

Now we know why your mom barged in.

 

[lovebunny]

she wanted to see my gfs melons?.... creepy