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Critical mass is a clusterfark here too

Casey-Ryan

Monkey
Jan 2, 2012
143
1
Gloucester, MA
Maybe if she wasn't riding a mountain bike on the street should would have been faster then the police.

Otherwise that video looked like something out of westside story.
 

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
4,677
47
Vernon, NJ
Critical Mass is a group ride

for either
those who cannot afford racing
those who cannot afford friends
those who cannot afford internet forums
those who cannot afford dinner
 

oldfart

Turbo Monkey
Jul 5, 2001
1,198
17
North Van
Looks like mostly Hipsty douche bags on fixers with one asshole on a skateboard. Yep lost relevance and seem to be people who happen to be on bikes just wanting to create anarchy.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
16,245
3,491
Nowhere Man!
I went to the critical mass ride in my town once. It was kind of Boring because nobody could keep up with me, and when they did they expected free mechanical advice because I worked in a shop at the time. That and all the women were kind of hairy...
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,222
85
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
I went to the critical mass ride in my town once. It was kind of Boring because nobody could keep up with me, and when they did they expected free mechanical advice because I worked in a shop at the time. That and all the women were kind of hairy...
Ah but you know what they say about hairy women.... They also tend to smell bad
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
12,688
2,115
North Van
My roommate made a crack about one on the buses here because of the "faggy" tassels hanging off the mirrors.

I asked if his Harley had tassels on the handle bars.

Turns out, it does! But they're tan leather, so not faggy at all.