AKA the Actors Guild?cult of celebrity gone mad?
For $30k it better include both a proverbial and an ACTUAL motorboat
Combined with minute amounts of brains.....Meh. Some people have huge amounts of cash.
That's all the time I need.I doubt that the winner gets the privilege of breathing the same air as Ms. Johannsen for more than 1-2 minutes tops.
So you're a premature..... oh never mind.That's all the time I need.
No argument on that one. However given the choice between huge brains and huge cash, I'll take the huge cash anyday.Combined with minute amounts of brains.....
For $30k it better include a rusty trombone being restored to showroom condition.For $30k it better include both a proverbial and an ACTUAL motorboat
It better include that and 9 other urban dictionary entries of my choice.For $30k it better include a rusty trombone being restored to showroom condition.
Make it an avatar and you win.For 30 grand it would be worth it to bury my face in her dirty pillows until they call SWAT in for my extraction.
Who the hell would pay $20,000 to go to a fvcking movie and say hi to some actress? Don't these bidders have any dignity? Anybody who's older than 14 and bidding in this auction needs a kick in the teeth and a lesson in why obsequious celebrity bootlicking is a pathetic trait. Of course, based on the bids, these people are not 14 year olds.
What do they think - she's gonna fall in love with them? Screw 'em? I understand that this is to raise money for a charity, but seriously, if you want to donate $20,000 there are other ways of doing it that won't make you look like a tool. Fvcking servile drones.
A $10 door charge and a handfull of singles will get you the same level of conversation and and even better boob exposure.