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Curtains don't match the carpet?

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
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SoMD
I'm confused. Are the stencils used to color around them or are they a trimming template?

I think the dolphin one would just make me laugh!
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
5,173
0
da Burgh
I'm confused. Are the stencils used to color around them or are they a trimming template?

I think the dolphin one would just make me laugh!
:stupid:

considering the smell of a dolphin... the last thing I would want to see when getting to the "promised land" is something that reminded me of fish! :monkey:

just sayin!
 

-Devil-

Chimp
Jun 27, 2008
49
0
West Monroe, LA
hmmm .... i prefer no carpet ...

but going from the girls at the gym that ask for help with their 'stencils' and placement .. my guess would be so they can brand themselves while gettin their skin toasted.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
10,408
455
chez moi
Coming from a guy named "potroast," I'm getting some nasty mental images.

That said, it must be quite a sight to see this done professionally, with all the tin foil folded up for the proper highlights and such.

But isn't a Gilette product so much easier than this?

if the curtains don't match the carpet wouldn't it be better to change the curtains?
I think you might need to re-think your grooming ratio...

But personally, as I've said, I prefer a smooth hardwood floor.




Ed: The site has no freakin' before-after pix...!
 
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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
15,649
3,036
I have no idea where I am
Coming from a guy named "potroast," I'm getting some nasty mental images.

That said, it must be quite a sight to see this done professionally, with all the tin foil folded up for the proper highlights and such.

But isn't a Gilette product so much easier than this?



I think you might need to re-think your grooming ratio...

But personally, as I've said, I prefer a smooth hardwood floor.




Ed: The site has no freakin' before-after pix...!


Got a thing for splinters, eh ?
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
10,408
455
chez moi
Now you're talkin'.

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?


Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
 

drkenan

anti-dentite
Oct 1, 2006
3,443
0
west asheville
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