[Silver]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lance_armstrong_inspires_thousands?utm_source=a-section

And then there is this one from a couple of years ago:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/non_doping_cyclists_finish_tour_de

 

[golgiaparatus]

Both funny, but the older article is freaking LOLable.

 

[maddog17]

that second article is fvcking GOLD!!!!! the clean rider finished the race in 571hrs +!!!!!

 

[kidwoo]

Hospital administrators said they will appoint a white-ribbon panel of experts to help them design and staff the new wing, where defeating cancer will be the tertiary goal.