Played this weekend at a jazz bar/sushi bar (i.e. bar/dancing in the front, sushi and tables in the back, the best part though, no smoking!).
Anyway, I had been drinking Saki all night and I sat in on "The Chicken", which is a funky ass Jaco Pastorius song that this band covers... one of those ones where everyone in the band has a chance to solo... it was a total blast. It was just a little freaky because I was pretty drunk when the called me up, the band was recording through, get this, a $50,000 3D microphone that was names ted or some shizz (the damn thing looked like a human head and had ears and everything), plus there was a ton of people there. I would look up and there would be like nothing but heads.
Anyway, on to the "past haunt" thing... After I got finished, I went to go sit by this chick that hd been really kind of showing intererst which was good because she looked like a tall ass really hot model (there were pics taken with the drummers digi, so shut up, if I get them I'll post pics of our drunk selves)... looked a little dressy for me but thats okay, Im not prejudice when it comes to people that are as tall as me and are wearing designer clothes
Regardless, right in the middle of my ordering drinks for us a chick from the past walks up to me... a tiny little woman that I dated for a very short time before I found out that I was "the other guy"... this was like 4 years ago, she totally was being up front about her aggressive flirting and I was trying to kind of fend her off because every time I have seen her she is all up on some different guy... anyway, so I get a dirty vibe from her. Then immediately afterwards another chick from my past pops into a bar and she looked like she hadnt eaten in 6 months. I sh!t you not when I say, her torso from front to back was only about 7-8 inches wide, it was downright freaky, thank god she didnt come up to talk to me because I would have had to suggest she eat a tripple cheezeburger with a tall glass of mayo. 
Anorexic women 
On Sunday I was out on a walk and the little chick from my past called me... twice. I dont know how she got my number but I suspect I know the culprit :angry: that bastard!!!!
Anyway, I had been drinking Saki all night and I sat in on "The Chicken", which is a funky ass Jaco Pastorius song that this band covers... one of those ones where everyone in the band has a chance to solo... it was a total blast. It was just a little freaky because I was pretty drunk when the called me up, the band was recording through, get this, a $50,000 3D microphone that was names ted or some shizz (the damn thing looked like a human head and had ears and everything), plus there was a ton of people there. I would look up and there would be like nothing but heads.
Anyway, on to the "past haunt" thing... After I got finished, I went to go sit by this chick that hd been really kind of showing intererst which was good because she looked like a tall ass really hot model (there were pics taken with the drummers digi, so shut up, if I get them I'll post pics of our drunk selves)... looked a little dressy for me but thats okay, Im not prejudice when it comes to people that are as tall as me and are wearing designer clothes
Regardless, right in the middle of my ordering drinks for us a chick from the past walks up to me... a tiny little woman that I dated for a very short time before I found out that I was "the other guy"... this was like 4 years ago, she totally was being up front about her aggressive flirting and I was trying to kind of fend her off because every time I have seen her she is all up on some different guy... anyway, so I get a dirty vibe from her. Then immediately afterwards another chick from my past pops into a bar and she looked like she hadnt eaten in 6 months. I sh!t you not when I say, her torso from front to back was only about 7-8 inches wide, it was downright freaky, thank god she didnt come up to talk to me because I would have had to suggest she eat a tripple cheezeburger with a tall glass of mayo. Anorexic women On Sunday I was out on a walk and the little chick from my past called me... twice. I dont know how she got my number but I suspect I know the culprit :angry: that bastard!!!!
Then you can be the judge... I am yet to see a picture of you that shows the hotness of you 
We have a deal?
neaky:.