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Dane Cook is my hero..... for an entirely different reason this time!

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  1. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    As most of you know, or have figured out, I love Dane Cook (see: avatar)

    Now he is my hero for an entirely different reason. He literally kissed Charlize Theron's ass. I am totally in love with her, I think she is really beautiful.


     

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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    too bad he's gay.

    Brilliant comedian tho.
     
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  4. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    :confused:

    Gay? Do you know somthing I don't know...... because he's always talking about chicks. And vaginas and boobies. :confused:
     
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    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    :think: im pretty sure he isnt gay. although he did say on the insomniac tour that he had a fairly homoerotic experience with his drunk and homosexual roommate one night in college. :eek: but he could have just made that up.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Opie 'knows'.

    :D
     
  7. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Dane cook isnt even funny. I always wonder how the hell he gets on TV.
     
  8. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    manhattanprjkt83 Rusty Trombone

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    dude is hysterical
     
  10. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Unless he puts his crappy stuff on his website.......... I didn't laugh in 5 minutes of listening to his bits. :think:
     
  11. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    "Suck my back!!!" He is damn funny. The classic bit about being so drunk you think the meter in the taxi is a clock. Good stuff.
     
  12. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    DUDE, ITS 75 PAST!

    That clock gives reciepts too!
     
  13. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    hes almost as good as mitch hedberg
     
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    cut it out im gonna throw up!!!!!!!!!
     
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    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    RIP. he was such a great comic. the smacky the frog bit was the best.
     
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    someone may have ****, on the coats........
     
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    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    on the isomniac tour/show on comedy central, he sucked donkey balls - he was not funny at all
     
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    of course hes not funny hes absolutely halarious, and its not hard to see why he gets on TV.
     
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    I once saw a Wino eating grapes and I was like 'dude, you gotta wait'. RIP.

    Dane Cook is hella funny. Christchex.
     
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    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    hes pretty good.. and better since he kissed theron's ass..
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    She is a goddess