[sanjuro]

Police did not say why the woman jumped into the enclosure. She had to climb over a fence, a line of prickly hedges and a wall to get in.

She suffered serious injuries after being bitten on her arms and legs.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/5142098/Woman-survives-polar-bear-mauling-at-Berlin-Zoo.html?tsp=1

 

[gonefirefightin]

what would you do for a klondike bar?

 

[ultraNoob]

ooo, wet t-shirt contest



looks like she was the only contestant



apparently she lost

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

When asked to pose for that photo, sure the bear was into it.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

A variety of diet for the animals is important.

 

[?????]

My guess... she's a far left animal rights activist.

... alternatively, maybe they should have included the sound clip of "The Grizzly Man" getting eaten by all of those cute teddy bears.

 

[jebfour]

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

 

[swerve76]

video of the bear chick getting pulled out of the enclosure

 

[jerseydirt]

I guess the polar bear mistaken her for a fat seal. She need moar brainz.

 

[LeRoy]

Police did not say why the woman jumped into the enclosure. She had to climb over a fence, a line of prickly hedges and a wall to get in.

She suffered serious injuries after being bitten on her arms and legs.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/5142098/Woman-survives-polar-bear-mauling-at-Berlin-Zoo.html?tsp=1

The bear is the one wearing white, right?

 

[Sghost]

Hope they don't put it down or anything because it has a history of eating people that invade its home.

 

[Damo]

Dumb ass bitch

 

[Leppah]

Stupid a$$ ho.

 

[macko]

My guess... she's a far left animal rights activist.

... alternatively, maybe they should have included the sound clip of "The Grizzly Man" getting eaten by all of those cute teddy bears.

Why would you guess that?????

 

[Rip]

Guess that bear isn't on a low fat diet.

 

[Kanye West]

So the CNN video of her being bitten on the ass when they tried to pull her blubbery self out of there was priceless.