Quantcast

Darwin of the Day

sanjuro

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-news/ci_14519745

Teen shoots his own testicles
Times-Herald staff report
Posted: 03/05/2010 01:03:52 AM PST
Updated: 03/05/2010 12:54:56 PM PST

A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.

Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.

The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.
 
W4S

W4S

Turbo Monkey
Mar 2, 2004
1,282
23
Back in Hell A, b1thces
for the best, don't have to worry about him procreating. we should have a government program where people sign up to shoot their balls off, we'll call it the cash for testis program.
 
Leppah

Leppah

Turbo Monkey
Mar 12, 2008
2,294
3
Utar
Don't forget to blame video games. I'm sure the new super mario bros. game has something to do with it.
 
eric strt6

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
23,306
13,592
directly above the center of the earth
runner up is the UC Fee Hike Student protester that was one of the 150 that marched on to I880 in Oakland on Thursday's day of action and shut it down during rush hour. To avoid arrest he jumped over the guard rail; too bad the overpass is 50' high at that point. He is in Highland hospital with a fractured skull

hey MooShoo hasn't posted since then...could it be?
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
eric strt6 said:
runner up is the UC Fee Hike Student protester that was one of the 150 that marched on to I880 in Oakland on Thursday's day of action and shut it down during rush hour. To avoid arrest he jumped over the guard rail; too bad the overpass is 50' high at that point. He is in Highland hospital with a fractured skull

hey MooShoo hasn't posted since then...could it be?
Click to expand...
Nice:

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2010/03/05/18639862.php

Francois was wearing brown pants and a dark sweatshirt over a light t-shirt. It looks like him running up to edge and looking over at 1:05. At this location the freeway is almost 40’ above 5th Ave. This person points and they all run down towards where they are later confronted by cops. At 1:35 they are all near the tree. The freeway is about 25’ above the street here. The tree shakes and you could see a person (woman?) in a white sweatshirt looking over the edge at 1:41. She likely saw him fall. Then she is brought down from behind by cop. At 1:56 you could see me running up to him on the street, waiving my arms cause traffic wasn’t stopping. At 2:15 a cop car comes up wrong direction of street to where we were. It is possible that he may have climbed up on ledge and tried to climb into the tree or that something caused him to fall from here. We saw his body falling adjacent to the tree but not through the tree. There was one small (.5” diameter) branch broken near the top of the tree, no other damage throughout tree. He did not jump - his body was tumbling as he fell through the air and he landed on his back and side of his head, not on his feet. His legs are not broken as would be the case from jumping.
Click to expand...
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/video?id=7313176
 
eric strt6

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
23,306
13,592
directly above the center of the earth
http://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Cyclist-killed-during-bike-race-in-Dixon-6268029.php


Tremont has a stop sign at the intersection, but Sparling does not. When the bicyclist, whose name has not been released, entered the intersection, he did not stop at the stop sign and ended up riding into the path of a Kenworth tractor-trailer truck pulling a set of double trailers.

The driver, identified as 62-year-old Jose Rios, was traveling east on Sparling at about 50 to 55 mph and could not stop in time, the CHP reported. He ran over the bicyclist, who was pronounced dead at the scene.
 
eric strt6

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
23,306
13,592
directly above the center of the earth
http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death



Los Angeles | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.
The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a
professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts. The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American
comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films
 
slyfink

slyfink

Turbo Monkey
Sep 16, 2008
9,326
5,082
Ottawa, Canada
eric strt6 said:
http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death



Los Angeles | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.
The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a
professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts. The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American
comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films
Click to expand...
this can't be real?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom