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LittleBetty said:
Funny you say that cause I agree, its the internet and people seem to have these split personalities that are different from real life.
I would like to go on record saying that I am a total dickhead in real life too. :thumb:
 
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LordOpie said:
:thumb:

I could shoot my load further than most ;)

Isn't that right...
OK, Superman. (please see quote)

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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LittleBetty said:
Yea we all knew you couldn't do that!
well, I didn't like pulling out :evil: felt too good inside

INCUBUS
Stellar Lyrics

Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night, watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place, wont you come with me
We could start again
How do you do it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, its better than I ever knew
Meet me in outerspace
I will hold you close, If your afraid of heights
I need you to see this place, It might be the only way
That I can show you how, it feels to be inside of you
How do you it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, its better than I ever knew
How do you do it, make me feel like I do
Do oh oh oh oh oh
You are stellar
You are stellar
How do you it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, its better than I ever knew
How do you do it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, make me feel like I do, Yeah.

:D
 

LittleBetty

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Oct 24, 2005
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LordOpie said:
well, I didn't like pulling out :evil: felt too good inside

INCUBUS
Stellar Lyrics

Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night, watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place, wont you come with me
We could start again
How do you do it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, its better than I ever knew
Meet me in outerspace
I will hold you close, If your afraid of heights
I need you to see this place, It might be the only way
That I can show you how, it feels to be inside of you
How do you it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, its better than I ever knew
How do you do it, make me feel like I do
Do oh oh oh oh oh
You are stellar
You are stellar
How do you it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, its better than I ever knew
How do you do it, make me feel like I do
How do you do it, make me feel like I do, Yeah.

:D[/QUOTE

Great song:thumb:
 

LordOpie

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LittleBetty said:
Great song:thumb:
yeah, I had choosen it as my song for someone special. :heart:

Great way to describe the lovin' we shared. As well as the raw passion we had on the bathroom sink, my couch, her couch, back of an SUV, front of an SUV, bed, chair, fowards, backwards, upside down... gooood times.
 

LittleBetty

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LordOpie said:
yeah, I had choosen it as my song for someone special. :heart:

Great way to describe the lovin' we shared. As well as the raw passion we had on the bathroom sink, my couch, her couch, back of an SUV, front of an SUV, bed, chair, fowards, backwards, upside down... gooood times.
All good things come to an end. Plus sounds like you have a good thing this morning!
 

Secret Squirrel

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loco said:
OK, Superman. (please see quote)

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
wtf??:confused:
 

bluebug32

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LordOpie said:
yeah, I had choosen it as my song for someone special. :heart:

Great way to describe the lovin' we shared. As well as the raw passion we had on the bathroom sink, my couch, her couch, back of an SUV, front of an SUV, bed, chair, fowards, backwards, upside down... gooood times.
Yeah, so that visit...uhh....Did I mention that I usually travel with a can of lysol?
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Secret Squirrel said:
script from the movie "Mall Rats"

robdamanii said:
do you really have videos?
Yeah, in fact, one g/f (Tonya) actually got off on watching me with other women. We even made movies of her and I going at it with a video of one of my previous women on the TV in the background. She was wild.
 

Secret Squirrel

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LordOpie said:
script from the movie "Mall Rats"


Yeah, in fact, one g/f (Tonya) actually got off on watching me with other women. We even made movies of her and I going at it with a video of one of my previous women on the TV in the background. She was wild.
Ah....and yowza!!.... [offscreen] "Hey honey...I gotta great idea..."[/offscreen]
 
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