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The seed is strong, like Robert Baratheon, eh. Pictured kid was #3.
Here's #2 a few months older at the photos' times:
Thereously, @Toshi needs to hit the sperm bank. Do humanity a favor and hook up the gene pool yo.
God damnit...... The sink in the break room just started spewing sewage water about an hour ago. Full on brown water geyser/flood. You can smell it from outside. 
No one would pick my sperm because I'm short, I'm guessing.
Happy wife = she married some other guy and had a kid.
Unhappy wife = how would I know?
Can they see that looking at a tube of it with the naked eye, or do they use a microscope?No one would pick my sperm because I'm short, I'm guessing.
A short, tubby, OCD doctor. I don't think you have to specify any of that when you visit the jizz-locker, though, do you?
OCD implies that I'd be non-functional. I remain functional thus far, thank you.A short, tubby, OCD doctor. I don't think you have to specify any of that when you visit the jizz-locker, though, do you?
I think jizz-lockers indeed track hair and eye color and donor height. Gleaned that from an article where one dude led to a whole locker room full of autistic and ASD kids.
my older brother spent three of the five years he worked at a conference center during highschool cleaning 5 pools everyday....and drinking beer legally....on the job.A fucking POOL?
That is a person who deserves a roundhouse to the jaw.
How old is this child? 
I'd say that the parent's are missing a golden opportunity to build a LOT of character with this child.
Almost 7.How old is this child?
I shame the fuck out of parents when their children are unruly, loud, or ill mannered. I make direct comments to their faces about how much they suck as parents. Its the only way they will learn to control and contain their children. I do not feel the responsibility to understand why they are bad parents or sympathize about their situations. If your child cannot act properly in public. You have a responsibility as a parent to control your child. If you cannot control your child. Please do us all a favor and keep them home. If your child rams the shopping cart into my Achilles heel 4 times. I will always give you fair warning to you, the parent. Before I ram it back into him or her.
Maybe, but the adrenaline shot and fear that comes from an instant response time will not soon be forgotten. Example, this guy will probably never have any desire to kick a wounded Brown Bear again.
I forgot I didn't have 12mm truing adapters. Ebay is $25 richer now. Guess more tensioning will need to wait.
These rims are insane. So light but so wide... Things have gotten better since I stopped buying stuff, I think.
These rims are insane. So light but so wide... Things have gotten better since I stopped buying stuff, I think.
A friend of mine had a bratty kid like that. ran across the room at full speed an launched himself through the air at my chest while I was sitting on the couch. He caught my hiking boot sole in the middle of his chest. second try had the same result then I picked him up and tossed him outside and locked the door. he was 12. FTN
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My friend Jamie is a smart ass. He asked me today how long have Tubeless mountain bike wheels have been around. I guessed since 1999. Mavic UST standard 1997. Bastard.... I thought I knew shit. It seems I don't...
I have access to a cool pool. I go there and swim around. It helps me keep me fit. Access to a large indoor heated pool is a cool thing. Winters here suck. 3m diving board. 60m pool.
It's way OK to spank someone else's kid. Hard, if appropriate. And if her parents jump your sh!t, call them out for being spineless fvcking wimps who let a kid bully them
Kid #2 managed to roll herself out of bed onto the floor to her dismay at 3:30 AM. She popped over to our room distraught, snuggled with me for 5 minutes to calm down, and promptly returned to sleep once I carried her back to her bunk bed (and situated her farther away from the edge).
Now it's 4:39 AM yet I'm still not back asleep as my brain decided awake-time would be preferable.
Now it's 4:39 AM yet I'm still not back asleep as my brain decided awake-time would be preferable.
We also signed up for the Y this year which has a heated indoor pool but it's 35min from our house.
and prepare to be arrested for assault of a child and possibly getting your asshole stretched while in jail?
"hi i'm stevew and the first thing i think of when someone talks about disciplining children is anal rape"
in what reality would you let someone strike your child?
If my kid was being a real asshole to someone, I'd be OK with it. Fortunately, pushups seemed to work as well...
if my kid was acting in the manner in which adventurous described, i'd be disappointed if someone *didn't* smack them. that kid is obviously being raised by Karen, it's only a matter of time before she asks to talk to the manager.
then again, neither of my kids would ever behave in that manner, so it's a moot point.