[sanjuro]

DEAR ABBY: I am a Jewish teenager with a huge problem. There are many kids in my school who will not stop telling offensive Jewish "jokes." In the beginning it was kind of funny, but after months and months of it, the jokes have reached a whole new level. They are inappropriate, offensive and personal.

I have asked them many times to stop, but they never listen. Is there anything I can say that will get the point across that I really want them to stop? -- HURT IN MOORESTOWN, N.J.

DEAR HURT: Probably not. You have already tried and it didn't work. Now it's time to tell your principal what has been going on, because you are being scapegoated. The principal can see to it that the student body receives some sensitivity training -- and, if necessary, notify the parents of the guilty parties.

 

[mastercycleman]

hmmmm. OK ya

 

[MtnBikerChk]

or divert the "guilty parties' " attention to the fat kids....

 

[Ciaran]

or start telling jokes based on their ethnicity, and then beat up the biggest one.

 

[bluebug32]

Nothing says "let's be friends" like a hate crime

 

[LordOpie]

or divert the "guilty parties' " attention to the fat kids....

wow

flawless victory

:devil:

 

[bballe336]

or divert the "guilty parties' " attention to the fat kids....

This seems to be going in circles.

 

[Silver]

or divert the "guilty parties' " attention to the fat kids....

What if Hurt is a little chunky himself?

I suggest finding a gay kid to deflect attention to. Statistically, it's a better option.

 

[Bicyclist]

Wow.

 

[FBTMILF]

What if Hurt is a little chunky himself?

I suggest finding a gay kid to deflect attention to. Statistically, it's a better option.

agreed, or maybe one of those mysterious emo kids

 

[LordOpie]

emo's too close to goth... can't have anyone shooting up the school.

 

[FBTMILF]

emo's too close to goth... can't have anyone shooting up the school.

very true

 

[PatBranch]

Is this themontaushu?

 

[sanjuro]

Is this themontaushu?

that's what i think...

i just want to say that i am sorry

 

[splat]

What if Hurt is a little chunky himself?

I suggest finding a gay kid to deflect attention to. Statistically, it's a better option.

what if he is a fat gay emo Jewish Kid ?

 

[Big_Papa1080]

what if he is a fat gay emo Jewish Kid ?

then maybe it was just meant to happen, some people just cant win.

 

[lovebunny]

what if he is a fat gay emo Jewish Kid ?

youve never seen him have you?neaky:

 

[partsbara]

my grandmother always wanted to be epileptic

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

Baseball bats generally help enforce points.

 

[Silver]

what if he is a fat gay emo Jewish Kid ?

Then he better hope there is an Arab in his class...

 

[dirtydirtysouf]

or divert the "guilty parties' " attention to the fat kids....

thats not funny:eviltongu

 

[Westy]

Go Israeli on there asses and bulldoze their homes.

 

[jonKranked]

Dear Abby,

Got a problem...

I'm a decent underpaid hard-working county coroner....